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there had been a throne there, a fantastic thing of carved and gilded wood in the shape of a savage harpy. she had taken one long look and commanded it to be broken up for firewood.
“i will not sit in the harpy’s lap,” she told them.
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Last week my #DnD party followed the sound of melodic lute strings and an enchanting voice singing a silly and mildly offensive song to find an elf sat upon a rock, with a lute in his lap and otherwise butt naked. Anyway, here’s the elf.
a nap on Chariot's lap?
#lwa_jp #lwa #littlewitchacademia
my cat just tried to jump in my lap and ended up clawing lines down my thighs
(Stole!)
Let's do this ♥️And🔄 Also Drop a pic of your character for me to rate and I'll show which girl would tell you this
SSS++ Destroy me~♡
SS- take me to bed darling~♡
S- you can smash
A- blowjob/titfuck
B- lap dance
C- you can squeeze once
D- don't bother
#Wreckfest #DriveHardDieLast #PS4share
This tournament drove me mental last night. In the final round I kept getting smashed to bits on the final lap after leading the race 🤬🤣 I got there in the end 🙌
Oops, forgot not to Tag at the beginning of the tweet or it doesn't show up ANYWAY here's @RepzzMonster taking Pat's lap first.
Tagged by @takaneko131
-Wing floofer
-Extreme cuddler
-Likes a good fly
-Music is at full volume at all times
-Can be shy, confident, or bitchy. Be careful, tread lightly
-“May I sit in your lap?”
Tagging: @ChromaticPegasi @WindChaser_clop @ZKubwa @FinallyKetsueki
*falls into his lap*
ahaha oh my god! how did that happen ahah ;)
*he immediately pushes me off and down some stairs*
“ Aww what’s wrong, sport? Don’t when a real stud floods your girl’s cunt and then makes you lap it all up?~ “
@W7VOA @MsActiviss @VP @MayoClinic Pence is a publicity hound. And tRump’s lap dog.
#Covid19
#MoronsInc
#NotMyPresident
Al does this thing he calls ““jogging”” where he does a lap of the block in tiny shorts stopping every 15 feet to check his phone or really pointedly start doing stretches whenever anybody hot walks by (#oc)
Finally, Mama took his seat at the other end of the table, hoisting a growling Kanata into his lap and restraining his good arm.
"Up we go! Come on, be nice!"