behold my latest masterpiece; the ooglibech.

this underwater sea creature is a mix between a jellyfish and a squid. The nutsack looking thing is its poison sack, so its bite is very poisonous.

handling it is like handling a mass of wet plastic bags.

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One Saturday at half past three,
Old Ginger Tom went off to sea,
With some stuff in a sack
And a parrot called Jack,
Sing Fiddle-de-diddle-de-de …

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Dyuuude!!! Come on!!! Take this stupid cock cage off of me already so I can knock you up! My bloated sack can't hold any more pent up nutsludge! Fuck, I think I might burst...

(caption by me)

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4. Dave English (he/him)

This guy is literally 10 Real Years Old.... my shlubby sad sack Floridian Target manager who d!es and becomes a big gnarly ghost.... he makes me laugh. guy who's like if an Always Sunny Character turned into a horror movie monster

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My dad loves doing anything active! Bad mitten, water balloon toss w/towels, paintball, hacky sack, or board games, he's down to play. I love being able to spend time w/him doing a variety of activities that keep us laughing & creating positive memories🥰

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Misses Leah () knew best... My body was so useless she churned me away in her sack and imprisoned my soul a little latex fuck-doll.. And now she's filling me with my old churned body!

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My little sack gremlin Knot being made

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Beel is angering me by again not coming home.
So I will give you Tanuki facts that will embarass him:
Tanuki: The Canine Yokai with Gigantic Balls.
"The tanuki can stretch his ball sack to the size of eight tatami mats"

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Here she is...

Ran-Sack! The athletic heroine with crazy yoga skills. Tried to combine everything suggested with an idea I've been toying with for a while.

Info about her in toyhouse https://t.co/5okkgB8vr5

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Nighty night organic meat sack

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I’m drawing with my finger since I have no pen and my boyfriend recommended drawing the sack boi so I did :)

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Well, I'm off now. It's time for this boi to hit the sack and go to bed.

I wish you all a good night sleep tonight and hope to see you again tomorrow. Sleep well now 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤💤

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Italian Popeye comics had Swee'Pea's feet visible in his sleep sack?!

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Zell Dincht would probably be perfectly serviceable in the sack but as of yet has not fucked simply because no one has yet proven willing to bear the indignity of being the person who fucked the overcaffeineated guy with the Mike Tyson tattoo

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JOJO POSE CHALLENGE DAY 153!!!
BACK IN BLACK (AND RED)!
I HIT THE SACK!!!!!

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Today is the LAST DAY to back A Day in the Life of Sad Sack! An absurdist satire of marginalized life and a fantastic addition to afro-surrealism. Funding ends at 8pm CST! https://t.co/NmLLTPoETH

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rest or so help me your going in the padoru sack and forcing you to rest...it has a king sized bed with unlimited body pillows.

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