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Who needs stock prices when you can measure company growth by your employees' waistlines~

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2018-08-14

For ladies with a taste for designer gear, in 1888 the main spring fashion was the friction driven clockwork dress.
It came in a range of bust sizes from minute to pendulous & for the exceptionally daring the waistline came with an optional mechanical vibrating cuckoo attachment.

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2018-08-05

You give up a few things chasing a dream... mainly your waistline.

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2018-07-11

This is Theta, a regular "Wolf of Wall Street" Whose wealth is only rivaled by his enormous girth. With more money than he knows what to do with, he spends most his days indulging (in excess) on rich foods, rich wines, fat cigars, all of which compliment his wealth and waistline~

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2018-04-18

Title: The Rockin' Guitarist

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Softshading waistline. Only made one mistake but I kept going because it was looking awesome.

Hope you like this picture Kursed. 😊

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2018-04-01

Being treated like royalty is tough...on your waistline.

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https://t.co/hWPgua5zYJ

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2018-02-10

I think the winter seasons starting to effect my waistline abit

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2017-12-05

When success in the work place is dangerous to the waistline. Coloring I did of drawing. Love the way his belly is so round! 😋

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2017-11-23

Dad bought two boxes of these pies - good for my cravings, bad for my waistline!

P.S who remembers the Mr Kipling adverts? "They're exceeeedingly gooood!"

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2017-11-22

In Japan it’s illegal to obese unless you’re a sumo wrestler. Your maximum waistline should be 80 cm

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2016-07-26

if you wanna talk
don't look below my waistline
I'm sure not such man

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2015-07-08

Todays comic doesn't know how to fitness: http://t.co/XLIdW8dVkd

Expand its Reddit waistline: http://t.co/2YBn5xQtgP

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2014-03-19