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Me: I'm going in for top surgery!
Garfield: ok, good luck!
Later...
Me, waking up: wow, the surgery went great! but, where's Garfield?
The doctor, gesturing to Garfield on a hospital bed next to me: who do you think took your tits?
@SkyBlueCwtch @Not_Jame He should download Garfield kart and complete it, it would be the zenith of this expression
tfw there's going to be a Garfield show and a Heathcliff show actively competing
#WhatIf Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man wore the black symbiote suit?
Symbiote artwork by @Elilusionistacl 🎨
I'm contemplating trying to have some kind of sprite art made based on Atari 2600 Garfield but it's all landing somewhere in-between "unrecognizable" and "Herobrine"
Se algum dia a Sony voltar a fazer filmes do Homem Aranha do Andrew Garfield, eu iria amar se essa fosse a conclusão dos filmes dele
I have replaced Garfield with Toad in this comic
because toad’s line funny
Winona Cauldron - Garfield - req #Garfield #WinnoCauldron https://t.co/TEUXpkOKop