As the supplier of dad bod John content, I take my job very seriously

(ps the flag boxers are not for patriotic reasons but for “I think rubbing my arse on the flag is funny” reasons)

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200 follower raffle! Thank yall so much for getting me here! To celebrate ill be giving away two shaded bust and 1 half-bod.
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Will end on july 28

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Meet Patch. He has a Dad bod now but in his youth he had a reputation, drove a van & broke hearts. He was the guy that didn’t need a bridge playing pool & when out he got 2 numbers the same night. He didn’t do pilates or moisturise he drank Whiskey in a rocks glass 🥃

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been working on my beach bod all year ☺️

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Working on that beach bod, totally didn't drank a potion or anything.
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STILL WORKING ON A SECRET PROJECT THAT I'M NOT YET READY TO SHOW OFF, BUT THERE IS ALWAYS TIME FOR KIA MOM BOD APPRECIATION

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Menemukan karya2 pas ublek2 obkjt-nya .. Biasanya di metaverse yang disajikan cewe langsing, bahenol, imut, cowo pun juga gitu. Lah ini DAD BOD! Cek aja di link ini:

https://t.co/NKRTd0hQBW

Dengan ikhlas menciduk karya ini di secondary ❤️
Apaloapalo 🙃

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You know how it is with giant god beings wanting to possess your bod out here, mondays am I right? for and

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All right more research Nebbies. I’m sort of dog with bone right now. When you guys think MILF is it picture 1(typical mom bod) or picture 2 (hyper sexualized mom)? We are going deep on this analysis! I need answers!

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出張シール横丁はBoDキャラを48系本流テイストでいこうかなと。
ラズベルン(WITCH)をザックリ下書き中。

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One of you guys should buy my ! He looks just like you guys, except for the post career dad bod! lol. Buy him, so I can sweep the floor! https://t.co/ksVWDz6bit

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i draw almond with a dad bod and latte as taller than him because i am simply correct

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Icha"BOD" Crane
If you have the game with second term on steam and would like to check out this boy in game here is the workshop link https://t.co/bWETHcSQcq

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Alicia decided to try this new drink while at the beach, called “Thicc Cola” (Older watchers may remember). However, when it says “will cause temporary weight gain” on the label, it actually means it.

Still, Ali seems to like her new Beach(ed) Bod!

Birthday Gift for

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Creator got dad bod.
(Might make a full official ref sheet of them and not just a lazy artist ref sheet lmao)

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a different groupchat spoke this one into the universe and i am so sorry, both for the dad bod and in general

"laundry day 2: tumble dry boogaloo"

i will not be doing more of these

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