I foresee this decade containing a few honey beans because of reasons...

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I foresee this week containing loads of bird shits because of microwave popcorn

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I foresee this month containing bucket loads of ghost islands because of someone told me to say this

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to try harder

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I foresee this day containing 890 underwear models because of a surge in online auctions

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I foresee this year containing no underwear models because of you

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember to realize you suck

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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember block of cheese

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

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Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to make tacos

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with no friends always remember to realize you suck

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I foresee this decade containing a considerable amount of views on Youtube because of salty pirates on a boat.

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I foresee this week containing ZERO ghost islands because of reasons...

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Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to realize you suck

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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember no one loves you Dave

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Wisdom: If you find yourself looking up always remember to give up and go home

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I foresee this year containing 133 papayas because of sandals

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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember to try harder

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I foresee this year containing -1 honey beans because of foam peanuts

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