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Lachlan: *sighs sadly as he sits by the Ponyville fountain*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Between the pandemic and Twilight being untrusting towards me, I think I’d prefer the latter of the two. *he remembers some of the things Twilight said to him*
“I’ve got my eye on you, dingo.” “Stay out of my way!” “I’ll never be friends with you, foal-eating canine.”
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: The pandemic affected Equestria?! I thought that only happened in the real world.
@Italiobas Lachlan: *hugs Celestia* Thanks Mom! You rock!
@sbarra_anthony *the rest of Lachlan’s friends showed up*
Fluttershy: Oh Lachlan, thank goodness you’re okay!
Applejack: You gave us quite a scare, Sugardog!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *laughs as his booty shakes to the beat* It’s doing it again! Heheheh, so what can I help you with?
*he knows Courage needs help, he doesn’t get summoned anywhere new if it wasn’t for a reason*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: We know about each other?! That’s so cool! *he remembers something* Hey, did you hear a weird noise just a few seconds ago?
@sbarra_anthony *but he can now hear two more noises; footsteps coming down the stairs and a dog whimpering* (It was Courage, but Lachlan doesn’t know that.)
Lachlan: *gasp* Ghost dog!! *the footsteps reach the bottom of the stairs and Lachlan closes his eyes tightly so he can’t see the ghost*
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Hello? *he knocks on the door, but it creaks open eerily* Hello?? *it does look abandoned* Guess no one’s home… might as well sleep here and wait for my friends…… what was that weird noise I heard though?
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: What does the noise sound like, little buddy?
Lachlan: I don’t know… HNNGH!! BUT IT MAKES ME WANNA-!! *he instantly rushed out of Twilight’s office, surprising everyone*
@sbarra_anthony Applejack: What is it, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Lachlan says he’s hearing a noise, but I can’t hear anything.
Twilight: *ahem* Besides me talking?
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Hm, maybe you’re right, I’m just over worrying-
Rainbow Dash: *offscreen, shouting* Lachlan?!
Lachlan: YIPE!! *he dives into a bush behind Scootaloo* Don’t tell her I’m here!
@sbarra_anthony Scootaloo: Rainbow Dash? But she’s your best friend!
Lachlan: I know, but I’ve seen her get angry at times, and I’m scared she would take her anger out on me!
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Um, Scootaloo? I’m… *whispers to her* I’m a little scared of her.
@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: Huh? *gasp* OH NO! I forgot Bas!
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: Ye be right, captain Twilight, we’re looking for some good booty!
Lachlan: Arr! I got a good one here!
Spike: *giggle* Not that kind of booty, first mate Dingo!
@Italiobas *the two walk back inside*
Starlight: Here they are!
*everyone saw Lachlan’s face was absolutely covered in light pink kiss marks from Unikitty, and Rainbow Dash just couldn’t help but laugh at him*
@Italiobas Lachlan: Sure. *he hops up and holds Unikitty’s paw as they walk back inside*
@sbarra_anthony Rainbow Dash: I would give them a powerful right hook straight into orbit and as they fall back to Earth, I’ll kick them right in the-
Lachlan: *scream* It was me! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sor-r-ry!! *bawling*