And if you call me “bitch”, put “Fei Du’s” in front of it. 🥵✨💕

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b99 x mo du (pt. 3) lwz as captain holt

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"I'd really love nothing better than to... Dig out your evil heart and rotten lungs and have a look"

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小狐狸费渡和警犬骆闻舟

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“小崽子,让你写检查,你消遣你哥,真以为我治不了你!”

【骆闻舟搓着鸡皮疙瘩,把费渡这棵肉麻的病苗移植回了卧室,骆一锅抱着自己仅剩的尾巴毛啃了一会儿…】

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“Look, the middle of the night, a little dark room where you can’t see the light of day, running in place on a whatever-it-is treadmill rotating at a uniform speed—don’t you think it’s like a hamster ball?”

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