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velvet is definitely the type of fur that tried to say "are you okay" and "im so fucking sorry" at the same time and ended up blurting "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?"

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Today at my local store.
The clerk said: yesterday I gave you one too many blunts
Me: oh, (it blurted out) good luck getting it back.

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“You heard me. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. Cindy and I broke up.”

“But I’m not your type,” I blurt.

“And yet I broke up with her so you,” he says, laying the tip of one long finger on my breastbone, “would kiss me.”

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So Davis just casually blurts out everyone’s search histories huh. Somewhere Marius is shaking

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I am not the poet of goodness only, I do not decline to be the poet of wickedness also.
What blurt is this about virtue and about vice?

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)

Song of Myself (fragments), Walt Whitman

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ok so what if they fall in love on the class discord bc she blurted out “fuck ang ganda” while not on mute :)

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Suzu yelling and blurting out how pretty kisa is in front of everyone stop it I will die tHIS SCENE IS SENDING ME I love you Suzu u precious bb

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Bushybrow, an excitable squirrel comes running up to the heroes and blurts out the news that the kind Princess Melody has been kidnapped.

Princess Melody and the Spider Witch is a free adventure for the Amazing Tales role-playing game

https://t.co/ahUdMAldVr

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"That... ehm... sounds pleasant...?"
He was clearly nervous. He wasn't expecting Sonia to just blurt out Novoselic culture and for it to be as such. That and he was definitely more... submissive... than most of the males Sonia has been around.

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Sometimes I blurt out designs at like, 3 am and tired as hell.

Then I wake up the next day and realize "wow this looks like shit"

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Thank you for your first contribution of Blart and Blurt, they will be welcomed into the Blarty hive mind for eternity. https://t.co/6vVZN0dhHT

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Kassumi 🧧

📕
She goes by many names. The Mistymello Dragooner. The Scarlett Tulipwing. Candy69420. The last moniker in that list is her OnlyFantasy account name; she blurted it out to a pink-eared Halfhare one night, long ago. Story has it that Kassumi blushed SO hard that—

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Yahwi's eye as he blurts out that he lost what he had.

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So now all my tweets are being mirrored to a server of my peers, I should be more careful about what I blurt out.
That said, ANIME BUTT.
(Fantastic wip by !)

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New Twitter
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4. One of you wins 10 LEO + 5 HBD + 50 BLURT
Good Luck!

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drew this hc up that Bruno would be kinda grumpy and strangely super ominous before his morning coffee-- if you bother him while he's half-asleep he'll blurt out some vague prophecy or date to freak you out with thinking and it's only when he fully wakes up that he realizes

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Izuru Shinonome () sensei minted a new NFT!

"Dungeon Maids"
"Your truly have no sense of direction, don't you.” she blurts out🗺️

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