# dndcharacter dnd5e tiefling supermariobrosmovie comic mariomovie supermariomovie foremanspike crankykong donkeykong mario

jumpman is (or was) an animal abuser. he struggled with a plethora of jobs, caged up cranky kong just so he could fulfill his ambitions as a circus entertainer, without realising cranky was from another world and had a family of his own. he was a father to a son that NEEDED him.

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2023-03-19

also donkey kong and donkey kong jr MIGHT be the same person. we MIGHT see a flashback where donkey kong was a child and witnessed his father cranky go up against mario

but maybe its not our mario, maybe its marios father and the damsel was not pauline, but marios mother instead

2 9
2023-03-18

TECHNICALLY cranky kong was mario’s first arch enemy, since he was the original donkey kong from the arcade games

and the current donkey kong is just cranky’s son all grown up

0 3
2023-03-17

Silly ghost lady cranky after being woken up from her 600 year nap

6 51
2023-03-17

You can't* adopt 65 animals, but you CAN adopt 65 TTRPGs about animals.

Get Crossfox, One Cranky Dragon, The Raven, and more in the Animals TTRPG Bundle!

*or maybe you can? I believe in you.

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2023-03-16

Cranky Kong says "Trans Rights!"

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2023-03-15

Shail is a normally very cranky tiefling. But he gets rather flustered when flirted with :D
Belongs to my friend (player in the text RP)

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2023-03-13

Real question... how can Donkey Kong Jr. be Donkey Kong when he is canonically British and Cranky Kong was not settled down in the UK when Jr. was conceived

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2023-03-12

OCs (the cranky one belongs to )

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2023-03-12

after the dk arcade trilogy (or quadrilogy if you count dk ‘94), donkey kong and dk jr return home and donkey kong embraces a new nickname as “cranky kong.” meanwhile, dk jr soon becomes old enough to inherit cranky’s necktie and title as the CURRENT donkey kong.

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2023-03-10

dk jr was still a toddler by the time of yoshi’s island ds (making him slightly older than mario, much like bowser.) he was raised by his parents, cranky kong and wrinkly kong, in the jungle kingdom.

and yes i will admit this part is fucking confusing

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2023-03-10

pio ii, who went by his nickname “jumpman” OR his surname “mario,” was a carpenter. he rescued a lady from a giant gorilla named donkey kong and his son, dk jr (who was a toddler.) its implied that pio ii held cranky in captivity, as suggested by ‘donkey kong circus.’

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2023-03-10

However, it doesn't mean that I have to like something by force. So I guess I'll stick with the good stuff from the past, what I liked, what I still like. Well that's it, time to stop being Cranky and start being Rextro

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2023-03-10

Post V3, Neo is cranky. Pre-V3, Fox is cranky. https://t.co/q2cKxgLuRe

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2023-03-10

we finally get to see what foreman spike looks like, young cranky and pauline, dk jr, mario and luigi wearing their mario maker uniforms back when they were carpenters

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2023-03-10

MANIFESTING THEM IN THE FINAL TRAILER CMON NINTENDO GIVE ME THAT LORE

I WANT TO SEE A YOUNGER CRANKY KONG

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2023-03-09

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! WHILE FIGHTING! Cranky Kong VS Clementine BEGIN!

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2023-03-07

miyamoto confirmed that mario was aged around 24 or 25, and in yoshi’s island ds, mario and the current dk are the basically same age.

but cranky and dk jr don’t have canonical ages, so i just assume that cranky is in his late 60s while dk jr is in his mid 40s.

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2023-03-06

Cranky old minotaur needs a wife

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2023-03-05