Random totally not suspicious background character: Hey, Teddie, try turning your head without moving your body!

Teddie: Okay!

Teddie: Breaks his "neck" and dies

Random totally not suspicious background character: We be doing a bit of trolling! 🤣🤣🤣

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Eddie: 😄😄
Yohan: 😜🥵
Aurion: ☺☺
WIPZINHO DESSA LIND3ZA QUE EU AMEI

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richie indulging in hot guy summer (eddie: not pictured, has not recovered)

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eddie: *dies of old age trying to change the channel on his TV*

me:

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richie: why dont you have a youtube account?? how old are you??
eddie: we’re the same fucking- i deleted it a while ago and just never made a new one..
richie: why’d you delete it

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Freddie: The Animated Series

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Eddie: sees anyone
Eddie:

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(Background isn't mine) [I was just testing it]

Freddie: "Can we? Please?"

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Eddie: "Julia! Smile for the camera, sweetheart!"
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I commissioned the amazing !! This is Julia smiling shyly to the camera 😭😭😭 I love it so much!! Julia is my oc from my smau , she's Myra's and Eddie's daughter!

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THIS JUST IN: Local Derry boy attempts to fight cops; skates off with shorter boy.

Bill and Eddie were out early in the a.m. and the cops tried to take them home Eddie didnt want to lol.
Bill: it’s not like we were doing anything bad?
Eddie:

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Two of my favorite OC couples🥺

Eddie & Katya: Supermodel and her CEO BF, both with complicated pasts and realizing they deserve love with each otHER. (Katya 👉 )

Brad and Eddie: the healthiest addition in each other’s lives :(

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RICHIE: I'm not calling you anything at all, okay?-
EDDIE: [*Actually, he's the one who should shut up, because the only thing he's doing is making a fool of himself in front of Richie. And give it more importance than it has*]
RICHIE: -I'm just saying that that boy is into you.

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Eddie: There are people who do not know where to cut the jokes. I don't know if it will be a familiar concept to you.
RICHIE; Whot.
Eddie: Well, you know, he's trying to annoy me. It's .. I don't know what it is, but im sure hes fucking around with all "tiger" thing...

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[ENGLISH TRANSLATION] • EDDIE; Hey.
EDDIE: I think that girl wanted your phone number. Margot.

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as a sequel to my Jurassic park designs, here are my designs for the lost world
[there are a lot of characters in this movie, so I chose the main ones]

Sarah: cinnamon tabby
Kelly: black torti
Nick: brown tabby
Eddie: grey bi colour

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Somewhere in San Francisco's night...
Venom: 😎We look cool, Eddie! We saw it on TV, she's a mighty warrior!
Eddie: 😳...Vee, WTF?!🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂
Criminals:😳🤣😍🌚

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Scott Gustafson’s illustration of Poe, from the children’s novel Eddie: The Lost Youth of Edgar Allan Poe

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I'm regretfully becoming more visibile as I return to retail today. So any support during All This would be amazing 💖
FREDDIE: https://t.co/Y3ZyWlhyWv
W: https://t.co/vB9zAZGGWE
PATREON: https://t.co/lnomXbTAL3
KO-FI: https://t.co/13SPjOkzpz
PORTFOLIO: https://t.co/OqQu7NbpM7

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Richie: Do it for the fans, c'mon.
Eddie: I don't have fucking fans.
Richie: Are you kidding? You don't know you have fan pages??
Eddie: .....I have what?
Richie: Just do the heart fingers.

Fan photo of Trashmouth and his hot boyfriend

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