You're a Pokémon Gym Leader!
RT with your type and team!

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Bring your flamethrowers and I'll sucker punch you.
My 2nd choice was grass, but that'd make the battle too easy https://t.co/1SDei58sr8

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Marrok Engear to continue the chain of feral bastards right now. He's a junker artificer who dropped out of bard school to make flamethrowers and dildos at junkyard prices. He will dumpster dive to get a spoon

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Here is one of my artificers. His name is Marrok, he could've been a bard, but was kicked out after trying to make a "saxotubone" now he makes Dildos and Flamethrowers out of what he finds when dumpster diving

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Fire insurance can get expensive if you have two baby-flamethrowers running around the house…

https://t.co/ENRuWyvo2x

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Flamethrowers! They'll double up as disinfectants...

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In these lockers the Thing-Busters store their uniforms and flamethrowers!

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All right So medieval machine guns. Were they a thing or not?

Yes, They were!

Multi-barrel volley/machine guns existed as early as the 14th century in Asia and Europe... and in Asia, flamethrowers even go back as early as the 12th century.

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THE FREAKING GAME
IS INSIDE A FREAKING SNOWGLOBE

OH YEAH

AND FLAMETHROWERS

RELEASING UPDATE IN A FEW MINUTES

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