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Binders aren't the only thing thicc in the local archive - a fact that often leaves Camelia (@VulpesMaximus) li-buried in trouble of her own making. There's no limit to the accidents that Book End of hers causes!
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #macro
Finneon ( @Finn10492460 ) has had it up to *here* with the short jokes! The royal fen upsizes his domain to make nay sayers turn tail and run. And while he's on scale; he starts Cheeking Havoc with his princely posterior !
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
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Victorinox doesn't think its very air-fair to charge such high fees for premium seating; so after nicking some height she bums a po-sitition in First Cl-Ass on the company's dime.
Hope Swiss Air doesn't miss this flight...
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #macro
Keese ( @keese3040 ) oughta beware resting in Glacials bearritory. Now he's caught under her bear bottom. She'd get up - butt maybe a little time under her icerbergs will make him observe Ass-signed Seating orders more closely!
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #MacroMonday
Of course I had to do this
#kkslider #kkslideralbum #brokenmachine #nothingbutthieves
@NBThieves
. @Appledectomy never forgets a good place to park his rear; and isn't shy about plopping down atop folks either. In this case a macro rampaging through a car dealership finds out just how much Junk he's got in his Trunk.
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #MacroMonday
Guardian Serga (@dylanstrategie ) thought he could apprehend size thief Sofia, butt now hes wedged between a pup and a hard space. Poor primitive gear can't stop science collies; looks you're just Behind the Curve, Dylan.
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #MacroMonday
Aw dangit Gordon ( @Voraverit ) didja hoof to go that big? Guess the reverse setting on the size beam has alota horsepower behind it; Gordens gotten so big he's Butting In to another stickerpack entirely!
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
S̶P̶S̶2̶0̶2̶0̶ #NothingButt #SizeTwitter
Zed ( @ZedSilverclaw ) often bills himself as a master thief; but looks like he's just a master beneath after bungling a purse grab from Sofia. Now he's suffering a loose change of height after this Embar-ass-ing Failure.
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #Butt #micro
Jamie ( @Mt_Jamie_Larsen ) thought she was sitting pretty onTop Dog Sofia, til the collie turned the tables on her. Now the bun is rear-gretting things after Sofias makes her sit down with a harsh Re-Butt-le
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #Butt #macro
Oh jeez. Guess @ExMuffins really got growing with that size gain! The immense raccoon is big enough to influence the tides now; and seems to have acquired a Sat-elite of his own!
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#nothingbutt #macro
Some cheeky micro tried to sneak a peek at @OceanOtter while they were swapping out shorts - but there's Nullthing to See Here! The Pg-13 ott doesn't like leaving fans bummed out - so Otter gives em' some priority seating!
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #FatAssFriday #macro
Vector's ( @vectorwuff ) bombastic bum is outta this world and the titanic tush hound is showing the solar system what asstronomers should really appreciate. Move over Moon! Shift aside Saturn; its Nothing Butt wuff around here!
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #FatAssFriday
. @alittlefawn is anything butt; she's been snacking on micros and cookie doe and it shows! After upping her cervine-size she's ended up rocking a Deeriere that's off the score chart.
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #macromonday #macro
Leon ( @LeonLeonardo ) knows if it fits he sits; and for anyone else thems the pits!
And for the big kitty sitting pretty things are rosy cozy; but for lil blue below?
Well its pretty Cat-ass-trophic !
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #macromonday #macro
Year of the Rat; Day of the Squeak -
Be careful if you give them any cheek;
They'll put a rodent in your plans,
Cos whiskers like @Otts_an_ends use their cans,
to Ass-assinate dispensers of unwarranted critique.
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #macro #squeak
Don't get caught staring! Ranek ( @RanekM ) gets busted sneaking a peek and ends up a cheeky tail ornament since he wants to bum about gawking. Looped on a tail ring, Sofia makes sure the meercat gets his fill of her Bootiful Display.
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #macro
In Sovie-sit Russia; you tread on tank.
as Kit Tiger ( @Dotcom656 ) demonseats.
🎨 @Skippy_Lynn
#NothingButt #macro
Riggi ( @GalaxyTigress ) knows you have to throw your weight around to get things done, especially when running into resits-tance. @NotFlamm discovers why not to get in the way of that mewty when Tush comes to Shove.
🎨 @goattrain + @emithegoat
#NothingButt #macro #macromarch
Sorry for delays - Sofia ended up bunder pressure when @MT_Jamie_Larsen decided to rabutt into the schedule bit. The barkeeper hare wanted to sit down for a chat and Sofia ended up stuck Bun-derneath the whole time!
🎨 @emithegoat + @goattrain
#NothingButt #macromarch #macro