Reigen: hey Serizawa ❤💞💯💖🌟🔥💓🎉😚,,, lets commit tax fraud!!! 😘💞 💕💗

Dimple: how are you doing that?

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reigen: *wakes up* oh FUCK I have to sacrifice myself for someone i love *runs into spirit infested forest*
aka the spinoff kicked me in the teeth

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reigen: im not a third wheel. im not. im parTICIpating. im not a third wheel
dimple: right. youre a fifth wheel

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Ekubo: Or you can do that for me at night… just you and me…at your place…
Reigen: F**k you.

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Reigen: No– puppy dog eyes are NOT going to work on me this time!

Serizawa: :(

They did work on him

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reigen: *gets a spin-off manga series named after him*
tome: my manga now

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Reigen: ¿Viste la ardilla?
Psíquico: ¿Cuál ardilla?
Reigen: ¡La que te pega con la rodilla! 😂😂😂

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reigen: sure i'll come visit your campsite. But you gotta pay me first

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