ohhh nooo it's gonna be hard to spew oneliners with a mouth like that ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ ~

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As I wake up another year older and reflect on my last year, I have some words of wisdom to spew. But first, Tech has a cake for us to share. 🎂

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I’ll blow up into smithereens and
spew my tiny symphony
All up and down a city street
While tryna put my mind at ease
Like finishing this melody
This feels like a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me

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DanDevimon
(Dante+Devil)
Fallen Angel
Attacks:
Destroy Claw
Ultimate Flare
Mias-Spew

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I am an 8'5 tall dragon in human form who used to raid villages for fun! I can change between human and dragon forms, spew fire, and when in human form i fight with my own personal fire scythe!

There are also rumors i have a connection to norse mythology 👀

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While getting dressed, she didn't factor in just how tight this dress was. "W-Wait, oh no...! It's so tight, it makes my milk spew out...!"

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SPEW VS EL NEGRO DE KIRBY BOKETS,EL BESTO CROSSOVER

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Need like, one of those "confession blog" tumblr blogs so I can spew my incomprehensibly bad Arcane takes so I can take'em out my noggin and into the void without outing meself as the tasteless fool that I am, just the absolute clown, this is me everyday:

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Spew and Norma

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never mind, she had a Fatherless 15 year old child act as mod and went on to spew her insane nonsense.

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I like to use Sakura Gelly Roll pens for my mixed media pieces. One day I was trying to get one to work smoothly when I accidentally caused most of the ink to spew across the paper.
That was also the day this Octopus was born.
https://t.co/ibp9vqcSHW

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even overriding the commands of their crews. When the Wyvern does fire its Stormshard Mortars, they emit a distinctive roar as they spew clouds of shells high into the air.

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You know what song has been on a constant loop over the past few days in my head??

🎶I'd blow up into smithereens🎵
🎵And spew my tiny symphony🎶
🎶All up and down the city street🎵
🎵While tryna put my mind at ease🎶

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pulling out three of the hottest bitches my brain came up with <3
two homestuck fantrolls (jade named konpei astlar, gold named meissa kyngos) and a random pumpkin demon asshole my brain spew out one day <3

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HER LADYSHIP COULD SPEW THE NASTIEST OF TALES AND ALL SHALL STILL BE CHARMED WITH YOUR MELODIOUS VOICE AND HEAVEN-DEFYING BEAUTY! NOTHING COULD EVER CAUSE YOUR BRILLIANCE TO DIM! ALL NEW VIEWERS MUST BE HONORED TO EVEN BE IN YOUR DIVINE PRESENCE! TRULY A GREAT & MIGHTY EXISTENCE

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I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony

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