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@sbarra_anthony Twilight: So you might as well get going, little Pap smear.
Unikitty: *gasp* Mom!!
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: Yes, you. Why would you think that you’re not my favourite dog?
Lachlan: I guess I’m just doubtful about myself.
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: *giggle* You’re not the only one who can ‘play dead’!
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: *whispers in Unikitty’s ear*
Unikitty: Pttf! Hahahahaha!! For real?!
@xXV4MP_G4Z3RXx Kinda reminds me of Mentally Advanced Twilight, how she hated anyone and everyone, except for Applejack and Rarity lol
Twilight: "Rainbow Dash, I am a alcoholic."
the new linked universe update in a nutshell
Twilight: *dying*
Wild: "remember son, dying is gay"
but in a very wholesome way
Twilight: Silence!! I don’t want to hear another word from you! If it were up to me, I’d banish you from Equestria right now and save it a whole lot of trouble!
*everypony gasps*
Twilight: Do you realise that you nearly killed us?! I have had it with you, dingo!!
Rarity: Twilight! Calm down, he’s just a puppy!
Twilight: He’s not a puppy! He’s a monster, a menace, a complete danger to Equestria!
Lachlan: *voice breaking* Sorry, Twilight…! I just- uh…
@sbarra_anthony @Italiobas @SerenaMNorris @MathewNoris
(Lachlan Dingo movie sad scene - Fight in the Forest)
Lachlan: I’m so sorry guys, I messed up the plan.
Rainbow Dash: Forget about that, are you okay?
*the others comfort him*
Twilight: Oh, you have really done it now!
this is not TwiYor but it totally fits
Twilight: “You’re still calling me ‘Loid’ even in bed?”
🫠🫠🫠 lordy
@sbarra_anthony Applejack: What is it, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Lachlan says he’s hearing a noise, but I can’t hear anything.
Twilight: *ahem* Besides me talking?
Twilight: That’s just it! As long as he remains with you, he’s in danger! So it’s up to you!
Rainbow Dash: Why me?!
Twilight: Well… b-because he won’t listen to me!
Twilight: And another thing… sooner or later, Lachlan will meet Lord Tirek!
*Tirek’s laugh echoes in her mind*
Rarity: Lord Tirek?!
Rainbow Dash: What’s he got against the pup?
Twilight: Girls, you’ve got to be serious about this!
Applejack: Aw, there’s no need to worry, Twi!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I’ll take care of him!
Twilight: Yes, like you did when he crashed into the ocean(!)
@sbarra_anthony
And now, an obscure Jungle Book reference. (Thread)
Twilight: Girls, we can’t be friends with that dingo.
Fluttershy: Why not, Twilight?
🌈#Twilight: Rainbow Power! Finished version!🌈
#art #digitalart #pony #mlp #mlpfanart #mlpfim
@Italiobas Pinkie Pie: Me too! *sniff* Enough of these tears, let’s-
Twilight: *comically steals Pinkie’s thunder* LET’S PARTY!!
@sbarra_anthony Twilight: *HURK!*
Spike: Ugh, me and my big mouth!