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As debris hit my head, and while standing my ground,
Down to the pit the Samurai came with a bound:
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And then up above me, I heard loud and true,
The cutting and sawing of his sword coming through.
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So up to the tower those morons they flew,
With the sleigh, just as dumb,—and that Samurai too:
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Like an old spider in web, eye-balling his fly,
When they meet with Aku they will surely all die;
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"It is time for attack! It is time for a coup!
"We must destroy, must destroy, destroy Aku!"
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"Now, Foster! Now, Dexter! Now, Eddward and Bravo!"
"On, Flapjack! On, Courage! On, Chowder and Lazlo;"
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More rapid than fire those pathetic fools came,
And Jack whistled, and shouted, and call'd them by name:
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With a sword by his side, and a ponytail in back,
I knew in a moment it was Samurai Jack.
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When what to my flaming eyes should appear,
But a Japanese sleigh, and eight Scottish reindeer,
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The moon shone above reflecting on the snow,
Gave dramatic lighting to the upcoming show;
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Away to my chambers I rushed to the scene,
Removed the flame decor, and unzipped my screen.
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When outside the pit I o'erheard such a shatter!
I arose from my bed to see what was the matter.
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And Aku, which is me, all safe in my keep,
Had just settled down for a long burning sleep--
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The children were captured, all trapped in their cells,
While visions of torture made their lives living hells.
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The prisoners were hung on the tower with care,
In hopes that the Samurai soon would be there;
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the land,
Not a village left burning, just rubble and sand;