Make sure you get cremated so women don't steal your penis when you die

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In the early to mid part of the Bronze Age the dead were often cremated and placed in collared urns, which would then be inverted in clay or stone lined pits and sealed with a stone slab. Full details here https://t.co/csFbyI4SjA

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2night is dedicated to my roomies dog Sugar.
Sugar needs to be put tomorrow :(

I'm raising money so Sugar can be cremated, and her mama can take her when they move to LA

doing stream comms or donate pls
https://t.co/3VfuD8xupl
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https://t.co/YEtjYyWbTJ

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"here's my impression of yusuke [getting cremated]: look at me i'm burning!!"

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[Expression Meme]

Picked by:
"why is it cremated? It said to bake for 10 minutes!"

Pencils © Me

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David Bowie stated the wish to be cremated using Buddhist rites in Bali. Though cremated in the US his ashes were scattered in Bali, reportedly near volcanic Mount Agung. The Balinese say the is a replica of Mount Meru the central axis of the universe

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This collared urn was inspired by one found at Carneddau Cairn near Carno, Wales. Cairn burials were common in the early to mid part of the Bronze Age where the dead were cremated and placed in collared urns like this. Full details in our shop. Shop now https://t.co/GF2gxKDJjU

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in 1960 Tony and Academy Award-winning lyricist Oscar Hammerstein II died of stomach cancer at his home Highland Farm in Doylestown, Pennsylvania at the age of 65. Cremation. Cremated remains at Ferncliff Cemetery in Hartsdale, New York. https://t.co/fDPa5kT9oy

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Whoever throws my cremated ashes in the air play this

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and then an uplifting remix of The Other Promise plays and I'm instantly cremated on the spot

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Did you know 6 gorillion goblins were cremated with low quality gasoline in the caves? Never forget.

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Eccentric Dr Wm Price cremated his baby son's body on an open pyre–OTD 1884–which led to passing of Cremation Act.

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