Moxxie’s head spun as he laid on the cold floor of the cellar, aching from the tumble down the stairs.

“I still gotta figure out what I’m gonna do with you. Yer lucky yer my son, because backtalk is gonna earn ya an early grave.”

Crim paused.

“Mama learned that the hard way.”

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Horrible thought but what if the blood stains on Moxxie’s dress are fresh?

We don’t know when Mox regained consciousness after being tasered.

He would 100% fight tooth and nail against Crim or whoever dressed him.

Only his face had to remain unharmed everything else is hidden

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Baby Moxxie: *Happily enjoying playtime*
Crim: Not happening.

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All those people saying "Crim's personality sucks, BUT...🥺👉👈"
That's how it'll be with the Vees😩
Stop being a pussy, you want them so bad 🤭🔥

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Crim at your service 💪🏻 Loves music, film, food, the outdoors, cats, and booba... though not all at once!

I also drum and play bass ♥️

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Crim has a cute possum face just like his son, but he’d be infuriated if someone said that to him.

Therefore:
Cutie patootie~
I just wanna pinch those cheeks! 😄

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Crim’s victims include hellhounds. Could he have killed Loona’s parents? Is that why she didn’t take part in this ep, to delay the discovery?

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Crim: F%CK!!! Leave me alone!!!
- Sir... It's just your shadow...

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Chaz is currently more popular on the HH Wiki than Moxxie and Crim 💀

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Theory that Crim was never in danger.

This silent guy is consistently the closest to Crim in every scene, jumps Moxxie, and is the only that doesn't flinch when Millie drives the car directly at him.

If Crim goes after IMP again, he's sending that dude to do it.

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Id say this confirms it as sharkmeat

Crim really does have no shame 😭

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I hope you enjoyed the fluff I posted on earlier, because it's time to set your watches forward to Angst O' Clock!

This is my official send off of HC Crim, the man we thought he'd be, and the father Moxxie deserved.

https://t.co/HSA7jRx3iV

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For like a year I've been running this joke into the ground in work calls that Crim has a younger brother called Inal (pronounced Anal) and they are the Super Criminal Bros

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You were supposed to like Chaz.

He’s kind of a dumbie sweetheart. His worst crimes were turning his back on Moxxie and going along with the kidnapping. Aside from that, he’s hardly worse than Blitz.

His death was meant to cement Crim as monstrous beyond doubt.

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I don’t think Crim is homophonic, he just unconcerned💀through his face I can see that he perhaps be like: wtf is bisexual i don’t care, you dated Chaz so you are gay

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Also this part when Crim is saying it's not necessary to go up to Earth for the job and Blitz says killing those in hell "ain't exactly our business no more" - Did IMP used to kill people in hell before Blitz got the book? 🤔

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