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Customer: I don't want regular milk!
S.Girl: A...ummm..p..please wait a m..minute🥛🍼💦
I finally joined #milkmeme #starbuckmeme
Doing free art commissions for tmr!!! I need last customer:> dm/comment if ud like some free arts( stoping next week)
Recent commissions Samples:
Arung: here you go sir! you Gigante serving of iced latte with chocolate milk! enjoy!
Customer: Whoa thats big!
@WotterBalloon I know alot of us work CS jobs but this is the worst I WORKED IN A JAIL IT WAS LESS STRESSFUL THEN THE LEVEL OF BULLSHIT
Example
customer: I can't understand you my hearing aid is broken
They said Can't & Understand Machine learning docs points from my personal Stats for work
Irresponsible Customer: "Show me to my table, b****!"
Responsible Maid: "Sure!"
The Yeen Café Guide to Serving Customers~
Responsible Customer: "Ma'am, my tea has too much honey in it! Can I get a refund?"
Responsible Maid: "Sure!"
me in the face of an angry customer: i have no social anxiety, you cannot touch me
also me waiting for a text response:
Another work story
Customer: oh you are such a handsome young person I bet all the ladies want to ask you out
Me:
Commission Time!
Remember the end of last year's #Stocktober?
Well, now we are back into a Capcom franchise infested with the worse monsters of all... Teenagers!!!
Made for an anonymous customer:
Akira from Rival Schools! (And Street Fighter V!)
Customer: You can put a birthday hat on our mascot if you want.
Me: This may be the best thing I've ever created in my professional life.
Me: I'm done commissioning
Customer: you are ADORABLE
Me:
#DearCustomer #Retail #RetailProblems
Customer: Can you help me find the item?
Me: Did you look? If you checked, it's there.
Customer: I was just there, I know it isn't there.
Me:
New work!
João with Chopper cosplay.
Customer:
https://t.co/vYlrpOmoRj
My social medias:
Deviantart: https://t.co/rbfwgspVl8
Instragram: https://t.co/Y6i8mio05o
#illustration #diegossa #commissionsopen #anime #drawing #ONEPIECE #rukia #cosplay
New work!
Mariana as Rukia from anime Bleach.
Customer:
https://t.co/F3boHxJarj
My social medias:
Deviantart: https://t.co/rbfwgspVl8
Instragram: https://t.co/Y6i8mio05o
#illustration #diegossa #commissionsopen #anime #drawing #BLEACH #rukia #cosplay
>> Commission Update <<
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Request by customer:
Chibi Rocky Astro's @offclASTRO
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🌿Thank you for order🌿
[ don't use my commission ]
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#Rocky #astro #Commission #order #chibiart #artidn
customer: you’re wearing too much makeup i don’t like it.
me: uh
customer: i’m gonna call you harley quinn from now on
No fanart this week, next week will be Sakura Miko.
This week I drew a simple commissioned piece, repeat customer:
Customer: do you have X thing?
Me: no sorry
Customer: not even one?
Me: no sorry
Customer: dang are you sure?
Me: AH YA GOT ME I TOLD YOU NO TWICE BUT THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM! NOW I GOTTA GIVE IT TO YOU!!!
Customer: Really?
Me: No dude i DONT HAVE ANY!
A finished ych comm for a very loyal and lovely customer: @iSparkyF and her lovely mousy. uvu
#kawaii4eva #easter #furry #furryartist