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What’s a boxer’s favorite drink? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Who built King Arthur’s round table? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why do geese fly south for the winter? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why was the pony thirsty? #DadJokeOfTheDay
It’s no fun having a pig on your basketball team. #DadJokeOfTheDay
Try archery blindfolded! #DadJokeOfTheDay
Crabs are terrible at sharing toys. #DadJokeOfTheDay
People in Athens must hate getting up early. #DadJokeOfTheDay
Did you know that most penguins are socially awkward? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why do fish live in salt water? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Dogs can’t operate an MRI. #DadJokeOfTheDay
Why don’t sprinters eat before they run? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What kind of apples grow on trees? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What do cows like to read? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What’s a chiropractor’s favorite music? #DadJokeOfTheDay
Which knight was known to be the protector of foods? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What kind of tea does the queen drink? #DadJokeOfTheDay
When a candle store discounts all of their inventory… #DadJokeOfTheDay
Did you hear about the goat who can paint? #DadJokeOfTheDay
What do dogs say before they eat? #DadJokeOfTheDay