Today’s featured Candy Corn City citizen is Mummy Corn!

Mummy Corn Likes: blankies; warm, dark spaces; & the work of Friedrich Nietzsche

Mummy Corn Dislikes: doorknobs, needles, & the look they get when people are out of toilet paper

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me looking at the doorknob i broke my headphones on

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Artwork i did for go follow her or i will come to your house and steal your doorknob

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You see a himbo proficient in Scripture and religion, beautiful in song, can speak 3 languages, but has the Intelligence of a fucking doorknob, wyd?

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The prettiest doorknob 💖

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licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

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What’s your favorite way to hold hands?

Mine is when my hands AREN’T cold, and when my hands ARE cold, I like having my hand help like a doorknob.
Does it always work? YES 97% OF THE ADULT POPULATION HAS BIGGER HANDS THAN ME. But sometimes I got to re-tuck some fingers.

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I have a roommate and to let her know I am streaming I usually put a scrunchie on the doorknob to tell her I am live. She put a sock on it once and i took it off quickly. We never use a sock... that's something else entirely.

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monkeys and doorknobs

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come from the other side. Click! A single twist of the doorknob reveals the familiar brunette. Jeanne’s eyes widen from the sight. Isabella sheepishly waves at her. No words needed to be said as Jeanne softly sighs before welcoming them into her home. Together, with their help, -

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Second covid shot received! I CAN LICK SO MANY DOORKNOBS NOW!!

*seriously, don’t lick doorknobs, that would make Pinkie Pie sad.*

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Pretty rusty doorknob.

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when I touch a doorknob and get shocked

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i see one more doorknob who doesn’t know how to credit properly imma start watermarking like this 😤

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I got vaccinated today so I got a years long backlog of doorknobs to lick

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