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been getting a lot of @shiro_ruby requests recently owO
this one is from @bwc66930
who, as you can (not) see, is going to have some fun on some hapless butthole owO;;
"The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity."
... and hapless @BorisJohnson (aways dogged by a fur cup) is rendered helpless by inflation
Today's @MartinRowson catoon references WB Yeats.
https://t.co/cpjPs3O6lI
Got a new story idea (when don’t I, in all honesty) about a demon hunter nun and a hapless demon who’s been disguised as a priest for some time.
Read the the start of the story here on Wattpad under My Soul to Keep by Erudenedure.
@zoroarkmac @NegaNeon Nice. And no I don't consider Scorn / Mandi as villians. They are like Jesse and James from Team Rocket, just hapless shenanigans xD
DAILY MONSTER #2: Towerlocked Princess
THEME: Royalty
A carnivorous creature mimicking a princess in need, luring in hapless adventurers, then proceeds to strangle them with her living hair.
#horrorart #horror #fantasyart #creaturedesign #artistsontwitter #fantasy #ttrpg #DnD
Ranni the witch from Elden ring
"Be gone. Hapless scum."
#ELDENRING
NOSFERATATOUILLE (Brad Frye, 2007)
Barnabas the plague rat dreams of becoming a vampire. He stows away in the coffin of a hapless undead emigre who has been forced to flee Transylvania. Together, they will bleed London dry. With Willem Dafoe, John Ratzenberger, Kristen Schaal.
The Re-eatener!
This hapless hero came into contact with the un-removable ring of regeneration! Unfortunately he also became entangled with a hungry horror that now has a forever food source tied right around its waist! How many times has this creature dined!? #characterdesign
Scorn! Cupid brutally beats on hapless man while two women hold hands and look on... scornfully. Excellent allegory by Paolo Veronese, d. OTD in 1588.
Enough about boys for now, let's not forget about the hapless girl in charge of getting their shit together.
Fresh out of college with an expensive piece of paper screaming "I know how to adult," Robin... very much does not know how to adult. Send help.
#CutieSaturday #Otome
Tidied up Patreon sketch for @minamorganwitch !
An hapless paladin falls victim to the strings of one of Minas countless servants, and is slowly turned into a Minette! A puppet copy of the witch herself, with personality and assets to match!
War is the bussiness of US. If war stops, who buys the weapons? The US military industrial complex needs war just like a funeral bussiness that needs cadavers. Europe is shaken and will be forced to buy US weapons. Ukraine is just a hapless victim of war bussiness.
@jackson_pope @adambontrager @iamcoreykeller @_dave_conklin @testcoastgames @KnowbyPrints @PhenomenonGame1 @LootandLute @playgames2learn @benny275 @JVrhovac @LegacyOfPlay @CreakGeek I was on a team participating in the Ludum Dare game jam this weekend. (Create a video game in 72 hours.)
We made a game where you're a cat in some hapless adventurer's inventory, and you decide what items to give him.
https://t.co/qZqoIhOpWO
deer influence grids
acorna is based on tropes\archetypes i instantly relate to. she's one part jovial trickster, one part hapless bottom bitch, and one part anxious dorky (and occasionally very smug) genius
✨ New Podcast Episode! ✨
Our heroes scope out the competition: the fearsome Jing, the hapless Bonebreakers, the recalcitrant Talaat... and the frustratingly beautiful—but deadly—Cain.
Arc Three, Episode 5 is LIVE wherever you pod your casts! What're you waiting for?
Yet another kinky fate befalls the bun! Haplessly adventuring, he seems to have been charmed by ghost hands, hypnotised and embiggened, they seem to want to see just how much that bun can stretch.
By the very wonderful @joejoewhatahoe
Lovely to get something from you, as ever.
Io stumbles onto the lethal world of kart racing!
(And I'm in need of voices to add to her screams of terror and agony as she crashed onto the side of the race track in SONIC ROBO BLAST KART 2...)
((Seriously, I would love suggestions, she's a hapless nerd..))
Candy Dog-topus. With its array of sticky sweet tentacles, it grabs and strangles the life out of its prey before devouring the hapless victim with the canine like maw at the back of its distended head.