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these two look like they would have NASTY RAW WET intercourse for like 6 hours and then both wake up at the same time in the morning trying to leave before the other woke up and then have an awkward breakfast together before going their separate ways
RIOT kindda made Canon human+yordle phisical intercourses by dessigning a yordle escrot in episode 1 of Arcane... My Yordle adventure companion found out this... and that night I woke up to this...
#Yordleoc #yordle #LeagueOfLegendsFanArt #drawing #fanart
9. Impatient Queen by @PervBoobs
Beware, mortals; for each night on October...our lord..Leona, gets hungry..for the ever lasting taste of 'raw' meat.. for those who's had intercourse, she won't be much pleased..she seeks the meat of new incomers...and will absorb them dry..😈
@KayTheRaen It'll be a little something like this! Picture does not have the best view point since its covering how the penis should go in (imagine it boned, but slightly bent, not too much of course), but this should give you some idea how the sexual intercourse goes!
Post a picture of you and yo partner without posting a picture of you and your partner
@LittleBoyOwen I've never talked about balls, piss, and homosexual intercourse casually as if it were the weather with anybody more than with you https://t.co/QjfBXVOJA8
@jhinthony objection: you can't have intercourse with my mother that's illegal
Apparently according to dA, this is a drawing depicting a minor, so they deleted it from my gallery
If they wanted to remove it because it implies sexual intercourse, then I would understand
But no, they went full throttle and said this doodle looks like a child🤣🤡
Look, as much as you are prob still tingling and feeling "euphoric" you did NOT in fact have the intercourse with an alien lifeform, I repeat, did NOT. You were actually just very...*checks human phrases* upwards! Yes, upwards on the chemicals! Please don't tell :(
-a human bean
#FolkloreThursday
In Greek myth the star cluster known as The Pleiades were sisters. 7 in number, 6 are described as visible, and the 7th Merope as invisible. Some say she became invisible from shame, because she had had intercourse with a mortal, Sisyphus, the King of Corinth.
Gastly: The Gas Pokémon, As it is an entity with only a mouth, there are little options one has when engaging in intercourse with it.
Haha , well thanks for the compliment. Im quite glad intercourse isn’t the first thing you think about . https://t.co/VrKp6oGPwM
@SleepyF01760898 @not_vile @wips4days "Your Honor... I say that the Defense has a good argument... But I defer as I had what could only be explained as Sexual Intercourse with their Mother... Making their point... Dumb, Void, and invalid... I rest my case..."