"Nice argument, unfortunately I had sexual intercourse with your mother last night"

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Super cool ghost anchor: OMG I CAN'T IMAGINE MYSELF HAVING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH IT WORST DESIGN EVER

A cat: Hell yeah, I know what I'm doing tonight 🥴

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You see this fictional character? I'm not afraid to admit that I've lost liters of cum to this character of mere fantasy. Isn't it funny how not even real women arouse me like she does? I have killed millions of my offspring to the thought of having an intercourse with a cartoon

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Even More Legitimate Political Intercourse

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these two look like they would have NASTY RAW WET intercourse for like 6 hours and then both wake up at the same time in the morning trying to leave before the other woke up and then have an awkward breakfast together before going their separate ways

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Prize for Toxi, who won the first place in my 600 Followers Giveaway! It's their lovely married OCs 💖 Loved working on these characters 😊

Thank you so much for your support and joining the giveaway!

// nudity, intercourse
➡️ https://t.co/VEYpr3nhi3

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CW // Fat sexual intercourse// Katt and Punchy makin love *wink, wink*

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SMT V featuring demon intercourse

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✨ Commissions are open! ✨

I do sketch, simple color, or rendered pin-up of male characters. Nudity is ok, but not sexual intercourse atm.

3 commission slots!

Please contact me through DM or on discord at Sylphios#9292 if you're interested!

Thank you for the support! ♥️

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RIOT kindda made Canon human+yordle phisical intercourses by dessigning a yordle escrot in episode 1 of Arcane... My Yordle adventure companion found out this... and that night I woke up to this...

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You know what's funny? I've drawn two pics of Prof Makigumo shirtless and in his pink boxers, but canonically he's asexual. Or, to put it in his words...

"Please do not attempt to have intercourse with me. I am, as you kids would say, 'unfuckable'."

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9. Impatient Queen by

Beware, mortals; for each night on October...our lord..Leona, gets hungry..for the ever lasting taste of 'raw' meat.. for those who's had intercourse, she won't be much pleased..she seeks the meat of new incomers...and will absorb them dry..😈

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It'll be a little something like this! Picture does not have the best view point since its covering how the penis should go in (imagine it boned, but slightly bent, not too much of course), but this should give you some idea how the sexual intercourse goes!

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Interesting argument, but I just had intercourse with your mother

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Post a picture of you and yo partner without posting a picture of you and your partner

I've never talked about balls, piss, and homosexual intercourse casually as if it were the weather with anybody more than with you https://t.co/QjfBXVOJA8

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objection: you can't have intercourse with my mother that's illegal

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Apparently according to dA, this is a drawing depicting a minor, so they deleted it from my gallery
If they wanted to remove it because it implies sexual intercourse, then I would understand
But no, they went full throttle and said this doodle looks like a child🤣🤡

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Look, as much as you are prob still tingling and feeling "euphoric" you did NOT in fact have the intercourse with an alien lifeform, I repeat, did NOT. You were actually just very...*checks human phrases* upwards! Yes, upwards on the chemicals! Please don't tell :(
-a human bean

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