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Kete barked and growled at a dog for not liking furries, stating: 'IT'S NOT A PHASE!!! IT'S A LIFESTYLE!!! *BARK BARK GROWL GRRRRR*!!!
Kete tried to scam Bowman via Discord, saying: 'You will die of PAX-12 unless you send Bitcoin to this wallet'
Laggo has been detained for stealing poop off of Kete at the White House; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Kete, Kova and Lightning Cloud all got arrested for war crimes in Bosnia
Kete found a lost BD silicone sculptures on the ground at the headless lounge. Finders keepers!
Torch got suspended on Twitter for threatening Kete with a sharp weapon
It was revealed on a long Twitter thread that Kete abused, and used a homophobic father for money
Kete spent all of their money buying a Silvan Foxy butt mousepad, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Kete is wanted for sending unsolicited pictures to Joshua Graham!
Kete has been detained for stealing colonialism posters off of Mocha at the Capitol Riots; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
Kete has succesfuly contacted the Chinese Communist Party via WhatsApp!
@tigerparade Hard to decide but I love these ones!
Art by @/Kete_Srouba, @4/underscorepont, and me
Tonight on Tucker Carlson Tonight: a furry, Kete defends the a femboy lifestyle, while a Phasmophobia ghost calls it 'just like being haram', while Tucker stares!