“…When did you put that in the kitchen?” Jiang Shen endured the strange feeling of being stretched as he asked Bai Jinyi softly.

“I bought over a hundred bottles, and stashed them in every possible spot in the house.”

Jiang Shen was speechless.



Bai Jinyi 😂😂🔥

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Heard a weird noise and there's a 6-foot-tall cockroach in my kitchen? He's eating all my shredded cheese?? https://t.co/HugncwpY6X

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Happy Thanksgiving! 🍂 Who else will be smelling fresh apples today in their kitchen? 🙋 https://t.co/iqeGEGafrC

The DMA is closed today, November 25, in observance of the holiday. We will reopen on Friday, November 26.

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Aurora borealis?!
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?
Yes.
May I see it?
No.
Seymour! The house is on fire!
No, Mother, it's just the northern lights.

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Fire Emblem trending? At this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country located entirely in my kitchen?

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New commission by , featuring 's cute Hellhound wife Vanessa.

Need some help around the kitchen? Consider Hellhounds! They bring a fiery spirit and a passion that's unmatched! You'll never find a lack of effort!


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Um..hello?First you are in my closet and now in my kitchen?
Peter,coming room to room without permission XD

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we'll be having breakfast out on the deck today - what would you like me to get you from the kitchen? ⛵️🌤

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wonder why my lunch is taking so long... maybe we should check the kitchen? another old gift for by the great who sadly no longer does commissions ;w; thanks for all the work old friend. take care <3 u..u

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Omg this reminds me of a dream I had years ago of a black bunny with shining green eyes. That is what he looked like

I held him in my arms in the kitchen?? Idk lmao https://t.co/pbBSOXrO8p

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Hmmm? Oh, dont URP mind me, just lounging around on this lazy Saturday...

....You going to the kitchen? I could use a snack..~

🎨@/GryphonRoyale

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who let scara into the kitchen?? *sweats*
( bakery AU?)
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something about not handling the heat and getting out of the kitchen? idk

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in Order: DNAPalmhead(gone), 0pik_0ort https://t.co/e7s31vUS4H, early zenimakitchen? (new stuff is fire too!) https://t.co/pxA62uGyJj, and Orikomi https://t.co/9rY0IjVF1g, just to mention a few c:

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"Whatcha mean I'm the beefiest thing in the kitchen? Aww, shucks!"

🥞Culinary School Drop Out Burr
🥞Writer is +18, As Active as Possible!
🥞Desc. and Lit, will match length!
🥞Vers Switch, 70 Sub/30 Dom.

↻ & ♡ for this himbo Chef?
Penned By

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Let me nominate myself,
Do you remember, what grandma's looked like? The noisy old clock, the smell of food, a chirping canary, maybe the TV was a bit too rusty and loud because your Grandma couldn't hear it in the kitchen? Childhood memories...
https://t.co/LUmZ13h6Wh

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Caught stealing from the kitchen
Whose kitchen? I don't know but coffee!!

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What would happen if a bunch of mischievous lemurs were let loose in your kitchen? This is what I came up with

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🐰STREAM🐰
So what do you get when you put two bunnies in a kitchen? Well, they make some good FOOD!

Tune in as me and take some orders and make delicious dishes in tonight at 6:30pm (GMT+8)

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"Did you have to move the sofa into the kitchen?"
"Well, Tairick's getting you icecream right now, I didn't want to leave you hungry. So chicken wings, made to order. As quick as you want them."
"Good point. Thanks, Kitten."
"Anytime, Darling."
[A little thing for ]

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