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Story was originally in a gay magazine but I put it on my website here: https://t.co/Rbje2Wqpad about a fat boy with fat dick fucking his movie theater coworker using popcorn butter as lube. Other 2 sketches were rejected cuz we couldn't show any fluids, not even a droplet.
“I told you it’d fit eventually!”
After a long while of trying to get the lizard to fit both of those thick shafts inside, he’d finally manage after using LOTS of lube.
Ft. @lizardlayton
🎨: @Nikkonator5000
Ok, #Twitter I turn off “popular tweets” and you still shove “top tweets” up my ass without even using lube.
STOP TRYING TO BE FACEBOOK. NOBODY LIKES FACEBOOK.
Mosquitos are close cousins of fireflies, but not as bright. When they reproduce, they use human blood for lube.
How To Stop Scratching Your 18 New Mosquito Bites 📺: https://t.co/h9x3b8PULR
Lockhart office series pic 4, version 2. One of the weasel's superiors (some sort of wolf of Wall Street, har har) is...preparing him for...negotiations. Something like that. (Version 1 is same but with spit from the wolf for lube.)
I always find the funnest faces to draw while waiting for my car at Jiffy Lube... #cartoon #character #sketch #ske… https://t.co/5MOecFB3it
Two best sellers at the moogle shop in kingdom hearts.
1. Lube.
2. Hair gel.