Story was originally in a gay magazine but I put it on my website here: https://t.co/Rbje2Wqpad about a fat boy with fat dick fucking his movie theater coworker using popcorn butter as lube. Other 2 sketches were rejected cuz we couldn't show any fluids, not even a droplet.

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“I told you it’d fit eventually!”

After a long while of trying to get the lizard to fit both of those thick shafts inside, he’d finally manage after using LOTS of lube.

Ft.
🎨:

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how it feels to have a stash of toy story lube.

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In the Chaosrealm, you can use blood as lube.

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Ok, I turn off “popular tweets” and you still shove “top tweets” up my ass without even using lube.

STOP TRYING TO BE FACEBOOK. NOBODY LIKES FACEBOOK.

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Mosquitos are close cousins of fireflies, but not as bright. When they reproduce, they use human blood for lube.

How To Stop Scratching Your 18 New Mosquito Bites 📺: https://t.co/h9x3b8PULR

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Lockhart office series pic 4, version 2. One of the weasel's superiors (some sort of wolf of Wall Street, har har) is...preparing him for...negotiations. Something like that. (Version 1 is same but with spit from the wolf for lube.)

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I always find the funnest faces to draw while waiting for my car at Jiffy Lube... https://t.co/5MOecFB3it

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Two best sellers at the moogle shop in kingdom hearts.
1. Lube.
2. Hair gel.

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