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@sbarra_anthony Lachlan: *he holds Spike’s hand and runs off into the forest*
Spike: Whoa! Lachlan, I can’t run that fast!
Spike: Still wanna go on a date?
Julia: Nooo!!!
#CowboyBebop #Toonami
Spike: I thought this was a date.
Julia: Nope.
#CowboyBebop #Toonami
Sypha: Battlemage
Vi: Brawler
Pike: Cleric
Spike: Rogue
They're called the "Hard Eyes" https://t.co/bCW7U3JIaB
@sbarra_anthony Spike: *joking* But he does have the yummy colours of a ruby...
Lachlan: Wait, what?
@Kylefitz2006 Spike: How is it possible anyway?
Lachlan: Being a fast runner means I need lots of energy!
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: And in dog terms, we’re part of his pack!
Rarity: His pack? Ooh, that sounds so divine!
Applejack: That’s our lil’ Sugardog!
Spike: *happy crying*
@sbarra_anthony Spike: *thinking: how did I misread Sandbar and Unikitty*
Unikitty: *gasps happily* Yay!! Bestie hug Yona-
Yona: *she jumps up to hug Unikitty, but accidentally squishes her in the process*
@sbarra_anthony Unikitty: *she does her best to remain confident, but when Spike calls out who will be whose partner, the confidence is suddenly bent*
Spike: ...Silverstream and Gallus, Smolder and Ocellus, Yona and Sandbar...
*guess Unikitty still doesn’t have a partner yet*
@sbarra_anthony Spike: Yeah I do, bro! Lemme just get the door for a sec. *he opens it to reveal a pony Lachlan hadn’t met before*
Crackle Cosette: Oh, hello there! Is Princess Celestia here?
@sbarra_anthony Fluttershy: Well, I think he’d like you to spit him out now.
Lachlan: Okay! *PTOOEY!* Sorry bro.
Spike: *drenched in spit* Yuck! Dog drool... it’s still better than that blue slime...
@sbarra_anthony Spike: YIKES!! *spits green fire in self defence*
Lachlan: *wince* Talk about a sick burn...!
@MathewNoris Twilight Sparkle: Merry Christmas Techno and Candy. Everypony in Ponyville's been on Santa's nice list this year.
Spike: Even Cozy Glow, Santa's given her a jumper based on Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo!
Cozy Glow: And I love it, thanks Santa!
Diablo:Ahora dime Spike...Eres Diablo o un Simple humano?
Spike:Chinga tu madre!!
@Italiobas Spike: Even with the power from both the stones and crystals, I don’t think it’ll be enough to defeat Discord and Master Frown...
Lachlan: Well, if push comes to shove, Unikitty and I can rely on friends! *winks at Twilight, hinting towards the Elements of Harmony as a Plan B*
@sbarra_anthony Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy and Spike: Princess Celestia is his mother?!
Twilight: Wow! My mind is officially blown!!
@sbarra_anthony Spike: She won’t really eat those mice, right?
Lachlan: This is Unikitty! Of course she wouldn’t! *then has a shocked look* ...I’ve been wrong before...
@sbarra_anthony Spike: Ohh, that’s why it’s funny!
Applejack: Lemme try that, Sugardog!
@sbarra_anthony Spike: Funny sand? How can sand be funny?
Lachlan: Watch this... *he puts his hands in the soft sand, but nothing happens yet* Twilight, can you get the other girls? I wanna show them too!