💬: did you touch grass?
👟: *long pause* the last time… *laughs* the last time i touched… the last time… wait what day is it today? *brain in progress* next question please

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💬: do you wear sunscreen?
👟: uhh there's no sun to screen. i don't go outside


https://t.co/FXtta4sHEV

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👟: I have no power to wake up someone. *makes a loud noise*
👟: Did they wake up?

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🦁: wanna know what else is a plant? vanilla
👟: a lot of things are plant, like rubber
🦁: what?! i didn't know that. i thought it was plastic
👟: rubber's from like a tree
🦁: rubber... i hardly even know 'er
👟: www true true


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Congrats 1M!!!!💜💜💜💜

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손님 죄송합니다 주문하신 메뉴는 테이크아웃이 안 되세요

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“ⁱ’ᵐ ᵃᵐᵉʳⁱᶜᵃⁿ”

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“If I wanna be fancy, I’ll be fancy. I mean, I slay everyday SLAY YAAS SLAY YAAS but like”
Shu slay-mino

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“World is mine” tskr🙏🙏

📎 https://t.co/qOXO1v0SaO

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ハデスとの会話のリアクションで好きなとこ
LMAO LMAO タハ〜w


🔗6:24:01 https://t.co/00bWeFK6RK

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「190だもんね?まぁまぁまぁ…」
「250だもんね?あ〜まぁまぁ…」
「1000じゃん、あ〜まぁまぁ…ま、10m。良い日には!」

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私たちにはシクレ2があるもん!

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シュウくんの関西弁が好きです


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『ファンサは罰ゲーム』

そのままのシュウくんでいてください👍🏻💜


【JP雑談】
https://t.co/UQBjicFaeg

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“This is what happens when you don’t count in orchestras! *literally shakes his head* SMH”

So relatable🤝

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Vox got Shu’s chicken nuggies

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