# diet humor yesplease

If by exercise you mean take naps and eat cupcakes, then yes, I exercise everyday. At least twice.

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2015-09-17

Enjoy Labor Day...especially since it's the last holiday until Thanksgiving!

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2015-09-08

Don't act like you've never overslept because you set your calculator to $7.30.

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2015-08-12

That would look FANTASTIC in my living room! -me, drunk, about to steal a traffic cone

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2015-08-11

I'm pretty certain I just perfected my sexy kitten dance

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2015-08-06

80% of women use the silent treatment when they’re mad. The other 20% use a shovel.

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2015-07-14

Roses are red
Violets are purple
Nothing rhymes with purple
Except nurple
Wanna make out?

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2015-06-23