Just like.... walk away bruh. Go eat a sandwich. Play uno. Contemplate your failures in life. You can do literally anything other than be by the portal almost always. Eat some orange slices.

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Last year I made a Mulled wine creature: https://t.co/5symqfDgS4

I mentioned a mulled cider creature would be similar. So this year I made one! With cloves, cinnamon and orange slices. <3

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To improve variety I've cut the original 100 illustrations into 2000 slices. You can find them all here https://t.co/k4HrH0xBeI

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portia offers u orange slices... do u accept? 😳

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Fucking fighter of the year HAD to eat that well earned victory pizza last night. I eat it maybe twice a year, but he made his look SO good at the presser last night I just at 3 slices. Now what do I do? Immortalize him like these, or eating that damn pizza?

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I'm sorry for 灰灰, but every time I see this straw hat, I think of pineapple slices.🤣

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IT SLICES. IT DICES. it's a new page, live on our site! https://t.co/a5OoNLwoMh

And $2 subscribers and up can see a new page on my Patreon as well! https://t.co/hhgBbM5pNo

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More doodles of my dnd warlock tiefling, Kirsch. I've decided his arcane focus is similar to w/e Rasputin's doodad from Anastasia was. His limbs are now birdie claws. Yes he would eat a sandwich of just cheese slices.

Slapped (tweaked) colors on b/c it's been a while.

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Goldie Lox and Bagel

Fresh, wild caught Goldie Salmonid Lox sandwiched between cream cheese, crisp dill, red onions and an Asiago Cheese Bagel. The life ring's stripes are also Asiago cheese slices. This kosher meal is perfect for brunch.

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Meet the Pilgrim, a character drawn by and created by me. It is the focus of a space epic served in 8 page slices.

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here's your cake sir. i only ate half the slices.

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Apparently my dog loves carrots and apple slices.

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I'm Jey, a nonbinary comic artist and I do the art for two long-standing webcomics: Dead City & Gender Slices. I'm working hard to do comics fulltime. If you're looking for an artist let me know!
Webcomics: https://t.co/Z8XnNkW9lE
Portfolio: https://t.co/UGKrZNxjoJ

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Triangle man likes fishing for trolleys and fresh cheese slices.

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I made a clock for blades if you need it. :) Can add more slices. https://t.co/KwIa2cs2HQ

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Beautiful 's Basically good for you. Incredible class too 🙏🏼

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Lame little cake slices. Lemon, chocolate and pumpkin

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