❤-(character info)-❤
❤-name- Benji
❤-Single
❤-dom/sub 80%/20%
❤-soft/aggressive 50%/50%
❤-likes- Small women, Submissive girls/fembois, coffee, wrecking any ass or pussy he gets his hands on~
❤-dislikes- ugly basturds/gals
❤-age- 24
❤-body type- Brod/built
❤- Bi

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Thanks for the offer~!

And for funnies:
"Apparently in Russia, a bird that turds on you means a sign of good luck and also a notification from birds to reconsider your life choices." 👁️👄👁️

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*mini protec fren from chuckle-turds*

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Get yourself the Official Inaugural Uniquest Coolest Collectible Thing EVER!! I mean it!
"TezTurds https://t.co/qZIIOe0kkx via

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going thru the ol art folder picking out random turds to infest your TL

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As a vaccinated person, I’m more than willing to bet the mortality rate of vaccinated vs unvaccinated people.

This is rapidly becoming a pandemic of the unvaccinated, which means mostly conservaturds like you. Bon appétit! ☠️🖕

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Got me some turds from
Love these poops and cheap as shit too!
https://t.co/NwFUdGIQ6d

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Donuts so massive and swollen you could mistake them for a monster truck tire when they flex as turds begin to crackle and squelch forth.~

Be sure you start every day with a big fat donut boys. 💦

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✨Stream Doodle✨
In descending order, my first three D&D characters from my uni days. Turdsnatch, Everit, and Ceilidh.

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Gulp it down or choke it down. Regardless your in the devil's den and your mouth is my turdsleeve to fuck, to shit down, and hold you in this servitude. You live to serve me and please me now. I'll treat you well and punish you well for not swallowing every last chunk.~

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I have to shit so very bad but I feel a tad stuck. Why don't you boys be dears and shove your arms in to help pull the turds out for dadwolf. You may have to crawl in though, I don't know how deep the blockage is.~

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MASK's main enemy was VENOM.
The Vicious Evil Network of Mayhem.
Mayhem being Miles Mayhem, a weirdo with a military fetish who only hired dirtbags like Cliff Dagger, a proper dumb henchman, and Sly Rax, who was both a crappy seaman and a biker.
Three turds against the world.

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Commission of Aether Faer's dragon boy and his huge, steamy turds

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This is what it means to be a proper turdsleeve. To take everything you can to the point you shove your entire head up my ass. Just to breathe every fart and gulp down the lion's share of my loads. Making the other sluts have to eat my recycled logs until you've had your fill. 💦

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SNEAK PEAK AT EASTER BUNNY POO

plopping this Sunday, can't stop the plop

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The first dump has plopped! 5 poops are now listed in our OpenSea collection! Who's gonna be the first pooper scooper? Can't stop the plop! 💩👀

Peep the collection ⬇️
https://t.co/nTd4pzpmpb

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😹😹😹😹😹 Making Dad work at getting my spring toy out from under the kitchen stove ..#caturdsy

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Happy International Women’s Day from Roger and Emerson! If you want to support a thriller with a female lead, check us out for free or rent!

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