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🍓 Turds 🍓
Look! It's strawberry man!!
@kadenfumblebttm
#kadenfumblebottomfanart #kadenfanart #fanart #digitalart #art
havin fun with procreate. miss these turds #tubbofanart #ranboofanart
Could've have this as more the face of NFT like this would be worth more if I was dumb enough. And why not, NFTurds steal other people's art anyways. Actually be creative if you're gonna be a virus on the digital landscape.
❤-(character info)-❤
❤-name- Benji
❤-Single
❤-dom/sub 80%/20%
❤-soft/aggressive 50%/50%
❤-likes- Small women, Submissive girls/fembois, coffee, wrecking any ass or pussy he gets his hands on~
❤-dislikes- ugly basturds/gals
❤-age- 24
❤-body type- Brod/built
❤- Bi
@LiefdeLewd Thanks for the offer~!
And for funnies:
"Apparently in Russia, a bird that turds on you means a sign of good luck and also a notification from birds to reconsider your life choices." 👁️👄👁️
Get yourself the Official Inaugural Uniquest Coolest Collectible Thing EVER!! I mean it! @screensavernft @MisterReborn @SquintDev @FeliramiArt @blissofart @NFtsGrab
"TezTurds #OpenSeaNFT https://t.co/qZIIOe0kkx via @opensea
going thru the ol art folder picking out random turds to infest your TL
@earthquakebai @OneYearWorld @brandi_love As a vaccinated person, I’m more than willing to bet the mortality rate of vaccinated vs unvaccinated people.
This is rapidly becoming a pandemic of the unvaccinated, which means mostly conservaturds like you. Bon appétit! ☠️🖕
Got me some turds from @PeterBigbeef
Love these poops and cheap as shit too!
https://t.co/NwFUdGIQ6d
Donuts so massive and swollen you could mistake them for a monster truck tire when they flex as turds begin to crackle and squelch forth.~
Be sure you start every day with a big fat donut boys. 💦
✨Stream Doodle✨
In descending order, my first three D&D characters from my uni days. Turdsnatch, Everit, and Ceilidh.
Gulp it down or choke it down. Regardless your in the devil's den and your mouth is my turdsleeve to fuck, to shit down, and hold you in this servitude. You live to serve me and please me now. I'll treat you well and punish you well for not swallowing every last chunk.~
I have to shit so very bad but I feel a tad stuck. Why don't you boys be dears and shove your arms in to help pull the turds out for dadwolf. You may have to crawl in though, I don't know how deep the blockage is.~
MASK's main enemy was VENOM.
The Vicious Evil Network of Mayhem.
Mayhem being Miles Mayhem, a weirdo with a military fetish who only hired dirtbags like Cliff Dagger, a proper dumb henchman, and Sly Rax, who was both a crappy seaman and a biker.
Three turds against the world.
What do you do when @words_ideas_pod gives you a story that is impossibly sad, and the turds at @LadiesFrightPod make fun of the way you talk?
You don't cry. Never give them the satisfaction.
Listen here:
https://t.co/Ywn65Yv82F
#PodernFamily #bookPodcast #podcast #podnation
Commission of Aether Faer's dragon boy and his huge, steamy turds