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Solid choice by the Dems to have give the response to the Bigot Whisperer’s SOTU address. It will be refreshing to hear someone give a speech w/o sniffing through the whole thing or barking lies like a truth-allergic German shepherd.

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2019-01-30

Why is it that is the one person this Bigot in Bronzer still hasn’t given a 3rd grade nickname to if not the realization one has met their superior?

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2019-01-25

Dear Trump team: please keep having this thousand-year-old Gila monster death mask do interviews. He’s doing a bang up job for you. ✌️#trumpshutdown

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2019-01-25

Hey I’m Ellen and I love drawing and painting magaical fantasy ladies 🌙🔮

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2019-01-23

For Nathan Phillips, who I hope will be remembered long after these Kentucky Klan Kids recede back with their ideological ancestors to the ash heap of history.

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2019-01-21

Your friendly PSA that my book “The Daily Don: All The News That Fits Into Tiny, Tiny Hands” is coming out April 2 and available for preorder now! Treat yourself to some sad laughs!

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2019-01-12

Day 719: As long as we’re all paying for a Russian asset’s inability to seal a single deal, we might as well pay for his wall fetish I guess.

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2019-01-11

Day 718: Meanwhile, as this asshat asset treats 800K+ federal workers and their families like the contractors who did surprise pro bono work for him...#magaisformorons

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2019-01-10

Day 717: When a lifetime of craven criminality is about to catch the fuck up with you with an avalanche of investigations, you gotta play the only card you’ve got and lie through those pinched calamari lips.

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2019-01-09

Day 712: In which every cockroach hates the cold light of congressional oversight.

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2019-01-04

Repost from last year but pretty much accurate for any point during this toddlerman’s tantrum-y tenure.

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2018-12-30

Day 704: In which this gang of shitbirds wrap up another year waging a war on Christmas. And immigrants. Mostly immigrants.

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2018-12-27

Day 691: Hey sociation I fixed your logo for you. “National” may be part of the name, but to be fair, you never said which nation.

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2018-12-14

Day 686: In which “so much winning” is measured by the number of white supremacist weasels jumping ship for higher ground.

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2018-12-09

Day 673: Decorum rules from the Pussy Grabbing Administration.

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2018-11-25

Day 668: Didn’t post this one yesterday; In which a vaguely human heir apparent has her own moment.

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2018-11-21

Day 666: In which the Bronze Bigot visits the Golden State to share his cubic zirconia ideas.

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2018-11-18

to nearly 2 years with our resident forgetful elf-dandy Foghorn Jeffhorn, one who likes his families like he likes his drinking fountains: separated.

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2018-11-08

Day 649: Happy Halloween Part 2, more creepshows.

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2018-11-01

Day 638: Thanks for some rare good news this week. The Super Bowl halftime show needs you way more than you need it and 🙌🙌 for turning them down.

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2018-10-22