i think its a meme but i have no idea. i just aped something drew because im a monkey jacking his wiener off on the internet.

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My new book MAD ABOUT MEATLOAF (Oct 12) isn't just laugh-out-loud funny, you know. It is also full of little known scientific facts about wiener dogs.

Pre-order your copy today!

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BEWARE THE WIENER DOG WHO IS DENIED MEATLOAF...

My latest book (and 1st graphic novel!) will be out October 12. Pre-order your copy today!

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Win a NFT from the , an upcoming NFT collection of 10,000 randomly generated wiener dogs on

To enter:

1⃣ ❤️ & RT
2⃣ Follow
3⃣ Tag Friends

⭐️Ends 48hrs!

Join the Discord:
https://t.co/lYWDxuGZLQ

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It's time for the 5k raffle ! So here we go guys! Winner gets a Milf Shake Shack pick with Vierna OR a Wiener Wagon pic with Diesel or Colin!

Rules to Follow!

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Well, the results for the October poll are in! The two winners are Rouge the Bat and Vivian. Check in all next month for pics of these two with gigantic, wet, throbbing wieners, fucking and cumming all over each other and all that stuff. Only at:
https://t.co/FelTWmywn8

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HAPPY HALLOWIENER SEASON LETS GOOOO 🎃 👻

my yearly specials start now and continue until halloween! $15 severed heads :}

i do humans, furries, d&d characters, the works! DM me to reserve a slot today :o

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Next up, got a request last year for a cryptid from Nebraska, so here you go! It’s your local water beast: The Alkali Lake Monster

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Carrying on the Welsh theme, it’s Mari Lwyd (which is a Christmas/New Year thing, but, I mean, look at it)

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