Me: "I'm going to do artwork for a client today."
My Brain: "So... Brave Fencer Musashi, then?"

... Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe.....

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Me: I should use a reference. They help with drawing.
My Brain: Get one from the internet.
Me: *looks at the annoying but lovable bird on my shoulder* Nah I got a better idea.

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Been awake for 28 hours now... Should I go to sleep?
Brain: Nah... You should stay up and scroll through twitter...
Me: But... I'm tired ; - ;
Body: Oh and like... you've never had to poop this badly before in your entire life... Have fun with that.
Me:

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아 초코님이 새로운 캐릭터 만드셨네
(뇌: 그려. 그려. 그려. 그려. 그려. 그려.)
Oh look Choco made new ocs
(My brain: DRAW THEM.)

Character by @/GarbageChoco

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Me: Smiling and giggling while doing work

Friend: What are you giggling about that you’re smiling while working

Me: Just in a slightly good mood

My brain:

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coworker asks to hangout
my brain: "this is what you wanted but also this is the worst possible thing that could happen"

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Saw someone try to describe themselves as "Breed-able" but spell it "Bread-able"
My Brain:

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Chat: *Headpat redeem*
My brain: Wawawawawawa

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big brain: promoting rudolph asap solely for his funny little cloak

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me: okay I got a million things to do so it's important to stay focu-

brain: you can literally make yourself into a Mario princess if you wanted.

me:....*sigh*

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my brain: you have to work on mm you're already two days behind!
my hands: but what if we drew kept drawing portraits for our human ocs instead

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Happy birthday to Maze from Phi Brain: Puzzle of God! 🥳🎉

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My brain: You're an artist, draw your own goddamn PFP!
Me: ✨Picrew ✨🤌

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When I saw the Saturday schedule of Mysta
which he will stream the Night Delivery and
with his harmonica in mouth......

MY BRAIN:((PPAP BGM

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My brain: i want to draw cute girl
My heart: i want to draw link
My fingers: chill i gotchu fam ✌

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Me: It’s 2 AM please let’s just sleep
My brain: LiuShen wushu athlete AU LiuShen wushu athlete AU LiuShen wushu athlete AU

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For NO discernable reason, my brain:

Dragons are Gator Bats.

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We are in a call discussing the last chapter and complaining about Gen not getting a high five on the colour pages

My brain: "He didn't get a highfive because he got a whole ass kiss, it was censored off screen" 😌

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my brain: hey, ever think that Mike afton is hot?
me: what? no- he's literally the walking dead
my brain: yeah but have you ever think he was?
me:...

AND SO WE ENDED UP WITH THI-

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Me: “not every merch has to be a set…”
My brain: “haha u dumb bitch, strawberry gorls now”

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