is mayonnaise an instrument

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'is mayonnaise an instrument?'

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This was lifted from a Tumblr post saying that stepping on seaweed while at the beach is like Death whispering "Mayonnaise" to your ear while caressing your feet.

I find the comparison VERY accurate. Who likes that, anyway? And it looks like Kirby doesn't. 😂

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Literally always. And if the buns are satisfying enough I could add some mayonnaise to this meal. ;^)

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Meet Hannibal, the bubblegum pink-colored hermit crab!! They're perpetually tired and hate mayonnaise, but can rock a mean space bun. They've got a unique sense of style, wearing both a sailor hat and a tutu! ⚓️🩰

This was really fun to do! Thanks again for your help!💕

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I did some study drawing but died halfway through (hence the weird poses and the mayonnaise looking blanket) because of commissions.
I WILL DRAW SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS SOONABDJJS

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“Pure organic, unprocessed, all-naturAL mayonnaise.”
“O-oh.”

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Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce to you my second sona, Mayo the ferret! (short for Mayonnaise) Special thanks to for bringing my second boi to life; go check out this fantastic artist.

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🎶Stars were dancing in their light🎶
🎶Oh, they were dancing way up high🎶
Honey-chan01🐝 n' 🦈
Yep, this is my first drawing of the year, deal with it.
Pdt: Never try to eat a honey and mayonnaise sandwich, bad idea.

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My first drawings of 2020 are of my current farmer, Mayonnaise the goblin ⛏🪓🗡

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Tendou Mayonnaise's first word

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Weird food combinations that I like:

Rice and mayonnaise

Dont judge me.

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“But, I was busy makin’ Mayonnaise.”
and saving Xmas with their new minigame!🎅🏼

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Never had I seen someone cover their omelette in both ketchup and mayonnaise, and never again do I wish to see it. Heres some digital art, taken with my phone camera, cause I've no internet to upload directly from my laptop in my room.

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"We need some more secret sauce, put this mayonnaise in the sun.”

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i also recolored him to match a jar of hellmann's mayonnaise

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