Yall ever just simp so hard for ur anglerfish mommy that u bite into her flesh, melt into it and stay there forever as a perfect sperm-holder?? 🤤🤤🤤

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It's been 3 months, finally sharing my sperm whale and colossal squid illustration for the (you should get it, all proceeds are being donated to the Australian Marine Conservation Society)!

Love me some very large animals...

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Yes, it's a sperm whale, used to illustrate ambergris in this Italian herbal.

'Cetus cuius sperma dicitur ambra'

Egerton MS 747, f. 7
https://t.co/EZ01zgKJlF

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None of those guys you look up to stole money and credit from their co-creators like you did to me.

You're a thief, and you'll forever be the cuck who bragged about getting his wife's boyfriend's sperm on his face after hugging her.

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the game gives me questions like this but then pulls up with “what is the name of the fluid secreted from the stomach of sperm whales” like bro what

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Here's my take on how periods go down. When the egg doesn't meet the sperm, it gets suicidal and causes the host (women) existential life crisis.

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Spermo the Zombie!
ʷᵃᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ

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As the successful sperm enters the ovum, the egg quickly reacts by hardening its outer layer to keep other sperm out. 2 of 5 from our series on for Science News Magazine! See the whole series on our blog https://t.co/5MoRbFA4ML

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Damn now I can't draw any liquid expressions but just like sperm

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Mob, sperm whale foo-cat. 🐳

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Sperm donor and Bumi got airbending unlocked because Zuko has a hidden gene of air bender in him because of Roku

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The one...
The only...
GOLDEN SPERM!!!!
FEAR HIM!!!

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they dont call em sperm whales for nothing

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Ship art
Me x poodle tae tae
I love you just this much, no matter how old I grow, I will love you

KIM TAEHYUNG Taetae

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