Happy birthday to my favorite cucumber!!! 🎉🎊🎂

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The entire explanation why Zek jumps like a fucking cat when they see a cucumber when he sees a butterfly

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Supper on Friday, September 16th. I drank one 500ml can of the quasi-beer. (Illustration is for reference only)

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. 『背後に置かれたキュウリに気付いた猫』
(A cat noticing a cucumber placed behind it)

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On this issue of Vtuber Smile™:

- An article on the in & outs of being a ghostuber
- 5 new ways to please your partner
- Cucumbers can be used for what?!?

Also a Request Reiko segment for the regular readers of the magazine~💜

https://t.co/anGwzhVF5w

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This is my sona, Cucumber! Thanks for the chance! ♡

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They say life ain't easy, but with a Girlfriend this beautiful, every day's a picnic! Pass me a cucumber sandwich, Lass. You butter believe I'm gonna savor this moment! The second half of the 7 Year Anniversary Event is on now!

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hi! i'm live now at https://t.co/i0HgUXnVNy with some chats & playing ''i'm on observation duty'' with friends soon! 🎀
come say hi or your cucumber smol 👉👈

(artist: kuroyasha___)

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today's prompt is "horns" and it just so happens that two of the coolest cucumbers i know have horns 😳
🎐☕️

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thats a weird looking cucumber

anyways, JUMPSCARE. HERES YOU BLUE. FEAR ME

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We put the tomato into our juice! It works! The cucumber destroyed everything. We’ll revenge!

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GN 🌙
picky ?
The cucumber is worth more than me to you...
anyway <3

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Peerless Cucumber 💚

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Now for a more fun fact in between the lore dump. Calamities design was based on the D-Day knight from the Nixonverse (Cause I love that design) along with the nightmare night from cucumber quest and this interpretation of the knight by @/playcentermd

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