I foresee this hour containing 1298 frog haircuts because of cha cha dancers

0 0

I foresee this season containing eleven inside out umbrellas because of pencil cases with mashed potatoes in them

0 0

I foresee this day containing 1794461918 balloons with your face on them because of a hat that wears a smaller hat as its hat

0 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember to realize you suck

0 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself feeling good about life always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

0 0

I foresee this hour containing 1298 meatballs because of a surge in online auctions

0 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself feeling good about life always remember to try harder

0 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to realize you suck

0 0

I foresee this week containing eleven honey beans because of cha cha dancers

0 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself with dandruff always remember block of cheese

1 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to SELL SELL SELL!

0 0

I foresee this half an hour containing 1794461918 snakes because of pencil cases with mashed potatoes in them

0 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember to make tacos

0 0

I foresee this month containing too few bat testicles because of life being the way it is Son.

0 0

Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away

0 0

I foresee this month containing some honey beans because of a surge in online auctions

0 0

I foresee this season containing 44 spelleng mestakes because of the algorithm that writes these tweets

0 0

I foresee this month containing a considerable amount of toothpaste tubes because of you

0 0

I foresee this season containing a few purple monkeys because of cha cha dancers

0 0

I foresee this decade containing 10983938 honey beans because of the polar vortex

0 0