one time I prayed to jesus Christ himself for mario to become real and I returned home to see this scene play out in my 2 square inch bedroom before my very eyes and then he threw his classic mario glass eye at my head and killed me true story

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'Doom metal soundtracks
The officer bewared
shoot up with they moms at
Embrace your Satan
Take it back to
when John Hinckley sprayed up Reagan'
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{ill_Bill_ft.-Goretex - Embrace_Your_Satan}

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Good morning and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my Marshmallow!! When my bff gave you to me over 4 years ago he asked and prayed that you'd make it to your 16th birthday. And now, THE BIG TWO-O! I can't wait till your new bassinet comes in the mail!!

Pardon my appearance I just woke up lol

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Let it be known I am a simp for Lim Jaebeom. A hoe for jaybee. jb trash. I prayed for blue hair and he delivered, even for a moment

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Pygmalion and Galatea
—The story of a sculptor who fell in love with his own sculpture and prayed to the goddess Aphrodite. I figured it'd be a perfect myth for Rayn and Claude. 💖
link in bio!

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he sprayed his clothes with this, be nice

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Y’all peep that new single or y’all getting sprayed by the Bottle™

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Hashihime
After her husband left her and married another woman, Hashihime prayed to the gods for revenge....

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Last night I drew a pic of 's mascot, Lit!
(Does graffiti require the paint to be sprayed? Asking for a friend)

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We prayed and God sent up Lizzo amen 🙏🏾

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GUYS I THINK I STARTED TO CRY LIKE REALLY HARD BECAUSE I ACTUALLY GOT WHAT I WANTED 😭❤️🍓💕🌻🥺 I saved you my prisms, I prayed to the gacha gods. And after 3 YEARS, Happy Soleil is FINALLY HOME👏☀️ And on final Pull Bday Cruise Otoya! Thank you BBY ILYSM I needed this today😭❤️

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I may not be able to play the ff7 remake buuuut I will post a commission I did of Tifa in celebration of a game people begged and prayed for being released.

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Nightmares that he was afraid of and to see them he prayed.
For thirteen years he could touch him only in this way.

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Scabarite (Runescape) - 12/10

These dudes sat in a cave and prayed to a bug god until they themselves turned into bugs. Absolute body goals. Add more playable races jagex, you cowards, screw the lore. Very good bugs.

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Play Only For Me
https://t.co/vIQUWjc6bJ

A New Adult Romance of two college music majors discovering themselves but ultimately discovering love. It will send you back all those years ago, to the first time you, yourself, fell in love and prayed: He’d play, only for you

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And now that I’ve completely sprayed myself down with some disinfectant, how bout I share some edits hehehe~ èwé

Gotta have the blank version ya know? ✨

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Hi Mallory, these have been sprayed with dettol. Keep 6 feet back though just in case.

Portfolio: https://t.co/MMSI3QehYJ
Email: david.co.uk

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At club they exchanged bills obscured w/ soft chatter of smoke. She saw his feathers flickering in candlelight like soft curve of knives cutting a dashing figure. Music sprayed w/ Tinker Bell surprise as they danced. Windows were filled w/ eyes like tropical fish.

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Past midnight, but Old Fox had walked down to the church. He unlocked the heavy Norman door & lit the oil lamps. Then he sat under the wall painting of the great angel Michael & prayed as hard as he could. Prayed for his friends, prayed for his village, prayed for the world.

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