Me at 3 A.M staring into the microwave really wanting cheap pizza be like

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Is this it?? Is he finally getting pulled out of the microwave??? Wheres Sputen. https://t.co/P2GMhIMMu0

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i would melt her in my microwave

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>usually able to give cooking advice
>but I am fucking clueless and useless cause I never had microwave issues other than outright overcooking something due to not knowing how long to cook something in my particular microwave for the first time

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i don't know how you live with yourself. no i mean that literally i wasn't the one that ate all the microwave meals🙄

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a microwave cat!!!
he use to be a normal cat but tragic backstory then boom he now a robokitty but still can feel emotion !! :>

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IF KUYA'S DESIGN ENDS UP LOOKING VERY SIMILAR TO AOI'S THEN I WILL MICROWAVE A SPOON!!!!

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Oh sweet, you've summoned me just in time! I microwaved some coffee, shall I pour you a cup?

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-CEO of Mommy Milkers Incorporated
-Celestial fox who created the universes
-likes to drink chocolate milk
-occasionally microwaves my pants

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I want to buy a microwave so I open 5 slots on simple portrait like this for 20$ and deadline in 24 hours 😗

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I forgot to take my heat pack out of the microwave and into bed with me and because I feel so shit at the moment i was almost gonna cry because of it but i texted my older sister that i forgot it and she went out to the kitchen, reheated it and brought it to me and now I'm crying

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microwave headache

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and I can't get marry now.
They make grilled cheese IN THE MICROWAVE!!!!

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I hate this character if this is your favorite cuphead character there is no saving you, I will be putting you in my microwave.

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rt to put her in the microwave

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