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TFW you haven't spoken to your dad in a while and instead of picking up the phone like a normal person, he pulls out the ancient magic bullshit.
My Very Punny Dad is now an award-winning children's book! Honored to receive 2nd place in the Humor category from The BookFest. I wrote the story to show my kids how language can be a source of creativity. I hope it's doing the same for others!
#jokes #WritingCommunity #books
#yogiyarntailandme didn't enter The #Dad #Jokes #WallHangings
#DesignChallenge @ #Spoonflower but here is a look at my #favourites which I found either #funny #unique or #visually #outstanding . . .
https://t.co/YMeGIDFvW6
#Votenow
https://t.co/Qc0eVPSZl3
Major
Episode 3
I'm in shambles.
Honda is the best dad. https://t.co/DCzEB86lb4
⚠️人化注意⚠️
⚠️personification warning ⚠️
#HelluvaBossFanart #octavia
Hey dad…
I made my first friend today……
been playing fate of the empress w my bro,
now im a dad of two
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Darth Vader & Grubhub Dad & Xion VS Mickey Mouse BEGIN!
If the moon lord was really the size of the moon and the nymph is the guides mother and moon lord his dad HOW STRONG MUST THE NYPH BE TO WITHSTAND MOON LORDS FORCE!? https://t.co/KrF5gjL1RQ
@ProfessionalDew @shareocs this guys dad, unsurprisingly enough. he looks like a gnarled old ocean rock [featuring aussies last palette]
@balivision33 Welcome new Dad and quality first tweet. @GrillSergeant15 @CameronHarki @DadBandETH @mortarmag53
Bro looking like 🥹🥹🥹 stfu man you’re gay and british and you have no dad https://t.co/WrC3HoYfww
Y'all are posting this again
So I wanna do it for
These two in particular, the dad and son