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My work of art / condom in a pram, for this weeks @Herring1967 @MetroUK column. See here -> http://t.co/AP040NR4mb
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight is #Sharknado2TheSecondOne night http://t.co/1qsrLdM1ye
Rin Matsuoka should have been cast as an extra shark in #Sharknado2TheSecondOne
We all know romantic films are utterly flawed – but seriously, where the fuck are the condoms? http://t.co/5zXN5oi3nS
We've noticed a big plot flaw in movies – the phantom condom. http://t.co/xAmrCRDu2c
Teratorn at Page Museum. Note enormous chest and hind limbs - very different from living condors.
Deepest condolences to all families of passengers & crews on board. My thoughts & prayers are with you. #PrayForMH17
Aurora, la protagonista del mio nuovo romanzo, secondo l'illustratrice @LiviaDeSimone ❤️
Amicici! Come ti distrai un secondo ti ritrovi @isaccosaccoman su #borisjr ! Daidaidai! :-D
"Condomania: de Valladolid a Tokyo" http://t.co/FpOYObkIm6 Una cosita marrana que he hecho para @makamo_es ¡Soletes!
Swapped palettes: Californian Condor and Fiery Throated Hummingbird. #illustration
Two George Condo exhibitions open tomorrow in London. Do they live up to the hype? Sort of... http://t.co/PzFkDBxCZk
Milena? Miasma? Which is this? Looks like another victim of the 'condom' bot. XD (WIP, not final yet)
My condolences to Kiki. The bronies and her loved ones will miss her. She's in a better place now. <3 #Brony
@GlennyRodge I drew this visual rendition of "El condor pasa." I'm rather pleased w condor; like drawing alien turkey