While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping. As of asscheeks, gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door. “Tis a visitor” I muttered, “Dummy thicc and nothing more".

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~ She yanked her hair in frustration, turning around as she stormed away. ~

❝ . . . Damn bastard. . . ❞

~ She muttered under her breath. ~ https://t.co/ZJIafTLZtI

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"Huh, I wonder if she's not into me anymore..."
Adol muttered as he scrolled through Sarah's timeline.

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"'Er-my-nee,' croaked Ron unexpectedly from between them. They all fell silent, watching him anxiously, but after muttering incomprehensibly for a moment he merely started snoring"
— JKR (HBP19)

by Viria13

https://t.co/5GabIkClUt

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Meanwhile, Max is rummaging through his bookcase and muttering. "I'm sure I had an extra bottle of Iceberg in here."

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[#oc]
They showed up to the village overnight suddenly. We don't know how they got here or what they're doing but we keep away from them. Strange aura, we say. Their hands shake, and their stare empty. I heard them mutter something about a factory yesterday...

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On the uphill road leading to tomorrow
The adults that pass by mutter:
"We understand ideals like love and dreams
But reality in front of your eyes isn't so easy."

Even when stumbling, even when tumbling
I don't want to forget this scabby passion~

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Whe you come after another with all the hate you can mutter, your only prayer should be that you don’t miss because if you do, it will all come back to haunt you. Morally depraved and ethically bankrupt fiend like this must not remain in office by November. Make this happen!

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"why am i god's clown" i whisper, as i trace over my own art to draw this terrible cursed concept that a friend muttered as a joke

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FRIGGIN'... Yeah. That would get a facepalm. 😂
JUST SO PEOPLE SEE THE FRIGGIN' DIFFERENCE, THO!
*mutters to self*
(No, they are not related. Punk is a synthetic cyborg, Lani is a lung dragon born from a star.)

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I’ve just muttered ‘oh my’ at this botany display- it’s just lovely 😊 ferns and horsetails can reach 24m in height! Check out the spores on the model

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Look I know even if Dirk would allow himself the shameful self indulgence of drawing this, ultdirk would rather die than acknowledge that he has caught a feeling esp 4 Karkat but the idea of Terezi hearing him mutter about this in his monologuing and just CACKLING fuckin SENDS me

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Just a quick little something I threw together for reasons. Might take another stab or two at more Starfox smuttery this mi tho- it seems a lot of people are producing some quality stuff and I hate to miss out.

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Meine Mutter damals bei McDonalds, wenn ich ihr gesagt hab: "ich geh jetzt spielen"

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"'How's she doing it?' Ron muttered to Harry one evening, as Harry sat finishing a nasty essay on Undetectable Poisons for Snape. Harry looked up. Hermione was barely visible behind a tottering pile of books"
— JKR (PA12)



by Beastlyworlds

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When my father was a young boy he was visited by the Pudelmutter. In the night from the 5th to the 6th of January a crooked old woman opened the door and threw nuts and oranges over the threshold into the home. Afterwards she vanished giggling into the night.

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.... No. I'm just saying a name. There's no such Heroic Spirit. We don't have him registered in the logs at all.

{Mutters...}

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