Maaan. If some bitch ass elementary, middle school, or Highschool teacher in my old schools even touched me I'd start a fucking fight its why I got expelled. if anyone were to try and paddle me youd have to send my midget ass to jail🤭

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Buff Paddler (unused) & Female Paddler (fan-made)

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Valentine's gift for ❤️
It's from when we went paddle boating last year when she came :D

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oh hell naw meck-ro you absolute stupid you can’t use a boat paddle in the sky

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In Goemon's Great Adventure, Ebisumaru's weapon is a wooden paddle which can be upgraded over time with lucky cats. He can also use a megaphone that will form stone Japanese letters that can either be used as a platform or hurt enemies.

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He's been naughty. She lists the most prominent. Stormy regrets she spanked him with a magazine and not a paddle. original digital painting, prints at https://t.co/pOl1CGAH3x

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"Oh, I bid farewell to the port and the land
And I paddle away from brave England's white sands
To search for my long ago forgotten friends
To search for the place I hear all sailers end"

Meet Captain Aurora, my new girl I made after listening to shanties 👁 1/2

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Use the paddle, if you dare!

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おやすみなさい。😴💤💤💤

🎶 American Pie 🎶


American Pie
David Matthews Trio
Label : Sweet Basil, Paddle Wheel
Recorded at CLINTON Studio, N.Y., September 23, 1990
🎧 https://t.co/38EPXfcz2J

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Dysfunctional family paddle play

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There's so many cool unobtainable/cut/limited availability/discontinued items that Jagex could release as cosmetics if they really wanted to celebrate 20 years of RuneScape.

Man speak amulet! Zaros mjolnir! Paddle! A jester stick! Astral tiara! Basket of eggs! Ghostbuster 500!

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We've translated this short manga by Somei ().
Enjoy! Hanetsuki is a game played during new years. It's similar to badminton, but played without a net and using wooden paddles instead of rackets. The winner gets to paint the loser's face. https://t.co/lKSfcAuGWV

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Hi!!my name is Carla but my friends call me porridge or paddlebee! ive been drawing every since i could hold a pencil but professionally started doing it 2-3 years ago, i would post my traditional art since i have more of that but its not on my pc atm ;( my follower goal is 10-15

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In contrast to terrestrial locomotion that shows substantial variation in gait, different breeds use consistent stereotypic swimming gait. 🐶

Fish et al 2020 The “dog paddle”: Stereotypic swimming gait pattern in different dog breeds
https://t.co/VjRrrMUr63 https://t.co/KQVHDgUvrP

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ISN'T IT SO CUTE I HAD TO SEE IT FULLY RENDERED!!! 😭 My version is gonna have a little Darkmoon Eye that squeaks whenever it's paddled.

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at least one of the paddlers is a lesbian i think

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