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When your at the deli and you dont realize how many chicken tenders 5 pounds is made out of and you look at the price, It's way too expensive! But he already put it in a bag and is handing it to you and you have terrible social skills and can't tell him it's too much!

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Yeet Lost 22 pounds since this lockdown started. Prolly might lose some more and just go back being extra slim as summer progresses. All that healthy eating boosted it prolly and me cutting back on the drinking. Prolly incentive for me to not slip back into my old drinking habits

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Yeah use lick, use kiss, use pound, then leech seed.

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“Oh how cute you wish to be servent~, join the others”
as detailed as you
lit/semi lit
N/SFW
Will change to whoever you desire
90 %dom 10%sub
Loves a plot
I have to adore you to sub for you
Will pound your and make you my bitch~
Loves thic women, femboys,
I ADORE MILFS!~

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Bored and looking for longterm partners
80+ can DM

🔁+❤+pic for a rating.
0% No
10% You're alright
20% I've seen worse
30% Maybe
40% Not Bad
50% Attractive
60% Sexy
70% Naughty
80% Feel free to DM!
90% Get Pounded 24/7
100% Be My Pet
110% Breeding slut
120% Mine
130% DM me now

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such cute little gobliny things. i call em potbellies.

View, dA point: 0.1 pound
Comment, vote: 0.5 pound
Fav, like: 2 pounds
Retweet (twitter): 3 pounds
Watch/follow: 10 pounds

today's theme was: stomach noises
Vote for the theme of next time here: https://t.co/5b0i0bouxO https://t.co/y3Q8mKZmgV

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The nerd's just woken up to 5000 emails...could really do with getting his ass pounded in~

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There's been a lot of anti-weasel badmouthing on this site lately in compounds perhaps based, albeit unconsciously, on 1970s icon Catweazle. Quite unfair to Geoffrey Bayldon and all other mustelids. Know your weasels!

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Hope you don't mind if Iris comes over and pounds that fat lizard booty into the ground. 🦎🍑🥒😼

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Pin this kitty down, bite the scruff of his neck and pound his ass mercilessly into the floor?

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I've been thinking about civ6's Poundmaker all week, help me

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“An early idea for the Oracle in What at first you take as compound eyes are in fact seething spheres of flies or insects making up the facets of the eye...” - concept artist Jake Lunt Davies
https://t.co/fpUj4iusum

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Trying to convert the preparation instructions on a 5 pound box of mix down to single serving size.

I'm not gonna make a full or half-box batch of Belgian waffles, box!

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Pizza delivery. When your is dying for quick and Plus, you know this will do anything for an extra ten bucks.

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(tw smoking , suggestive ??? )

Say hello to Noya, the Platinum-rank demon leading the Circle of Lust. She's a western spotted skunk, but instead of making nastiness, this skunk makes pleasant-smelling compounds like perfume that can work as aphrodisiacs or even just calm a room.

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