Good news! There's a report on TV with some very bad news.

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Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

To shreds, you say.

Well, how is his wife holding up?

To shreds, you say.

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Hey, what the hell are you doing with my head?

I need to tinker in it.

Why don't you just use a potted plant like Fry?

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4 fave shows of all time, this was so difficult. Had to remove the Simpsons & anything Batman cause they're obviously both a given.

So my top 4 besides them: Futurama, Pushing Daisies, Deadwood & ATLA

Tag 5: https://t.co/x4STuhC7xM

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July 17
SpongeBob famously rips his pants in 1999, Mikey volunteers at the Red Biff retirement home in 2000, Mac bregrudgingly throws a slumber party in 2006, and Futurama sends up a bunch of old cartoons/styles again in 2013. SpongeBob wins.

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i drew over the greatest frame in Futurama

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I didn't come here to see any activity involving two guys. Where do you people do your erotic display?

Same place as your species: The beach!

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Enough talk. It's time for action. I move that everyone come to my apartment to snuggle my cat.

Second.

I move that your cat stinks and is ugly.

Second.

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Wait, Mount Rushmore and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? I didn't know they were both in New York!

They are now. In the 2600's, New Yorkers elected a super-villain governor, and he stole most of the world's monuments.

Truly a great man. Look at him up there.

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