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I'm away this weekend so here's an earlier-than-usual #Tintin Day! ✨ It's the height of summer and hot enough to blister your barnacles. Don't worry, those ice creams are puppy-safe! 💖
5) Ridiculous side characters with bad pun names! When I was a kid, I created stacks of characters inspired by Roald Dahl & R. L. Stine as much as Marvel & DC. It’s fun to push a dumb idea to the extreme and inject it with the same pathos as an A-lister.
Read SpandEx on Webtoon!
@Italiobas Blister: *he opens up the rock wall where Puppycorn and Rainbow Dash are being held* Somepony’s here to see you two!
Someone-s been reading Anne's diaries 😏
#GentlemanJackFanArt #GentlemanJack #AnneLister #AnnWalker #SaveGentlemanJack
@Italiobas Blister: Okay, okay, I’ll go get them for you... bestie! *he flies through the caverns to where he was before*
@Italiobas Blister: You want me to find them for you and then you can be my friend...?
@Italiobas Blister: Uhh... me and Locust... kinda... captured them.
He's only slightly disappointed...💧
#PokemonSwordShield #Allister #オニオン
A Birthday gift to: @LarisaRian
The Listerine that I picked was the "Nighty Reset" which would suit your since you are a vampire.
#Vtuber #ENVtuber #VTuberUprising
@Italiobas Blister: Uh-huh. One of them had a necklace covered in spikes and the other had pretty beautiful rainbow colours in her mane and tail.
@Italiobas Blister: Now I won’t ever have a friend like those two blue friends...
@Italiobas Blister: No... Locust lied about being my friend...
Wrench and hee peepaw alister wrench belongs to @PlasticBbyArt #ratchetandclank
@Italiobas Blister: *sniffling, looks back at Thorax* 🥺
@Italiobas Blister: *he stops hovering and sits down* ...Those two blue prisoners were right... 🥺 Locust isn’t my bestie... I don’t have a bestie... *he started to cry a little*
@BIDUADIEU @BasilicaAgent @EmperorsFist — Such a display of power countered the incoming missiles, blistering gales, and pillars of ice; completely nullifying the enemies’ combined tactics and sending a literal wall of cosmic energy every which way! —
@Italiobas Locust: Never mind! Just keep alert. The omega swarm has just said someone has infiltrated our hideaway.
Blister: Aren’t you gonna ask me if I’ve seen them?
Locust: Why bother? You can’t even see yourself in a mirror. *he leaves in a huff*
@Italiobas Blister: Oh, h-hiya Locust...
Locust: What are you doing here?
Blister: Uhh... I can’t remember.
Locust: *groan* Why am I not surprised(?)
*Thorax listens to how Locust is treating Blister*
@Italiobas Blister: Uhh... is that a yes or a no...?
Locust: *offscreen* Blister!! Where are you?!