I'm on Facebook jail. I think I'm doing something right. Check my campaign. We have new stuff at Kickstarter just click here and join us https://t.co/DaJAMDDdGi

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Finishing out tonight with a new OC! They're a coyote-snake hybrid who hunts bounties using a tranquilizer made from their own venom. With their target tranq'd, they can be safely contained and hauled to jail.
Ingesting snake-venom-tranquilizer may induce drunkenness

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Velma Kelly- Vaudville performer, nightclub singer, and another inmate at the Cook County Jail. Previously the main attraction, that all changed when Roxie Hart came into the picture and stole Velma’s coveted limelight.

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Im 17 now. one more year and i can legally go to jail.

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Please go directly to jail. If you pass go do not pick up $200.

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Whoever made dekus suit should be in jail. Dude had 0 drip

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I won't go back to pun jail.
(gotta take this bad puns out of my system)

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Ah... I ended up in Facebook jail. Oops.

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This week I'm starting a new DnD campaign where I will play this charatcer. Her name is Zinnia, she's a warlock firbolg, she's super cute... and she's in jail.✨👀

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“Drop your 4 favorite games and ask your followers if you have rights.”

Throw me in jail. I have no shame.

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Me: *explains some of the shit my mom did to me in a discord server I know people won't be stupid about it in*

Everyone: That's CSA, your mom should be in jail.

My dumb brain still being reluctant to consider it that/call it that for some reason:

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Chase the Party forever! oh to be young and Now, everyone here in LA, let’s imagine what 39,500 pounds of crack cocaine is doing to this city.... https://t.co/djE76ErmVT

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If you press the going live button and don't announce it on twitter you go to jail.

I'm too pretty for twitch jail so here it is.

I pressed LIVE, you should watch, or don't, I'm not your dad.

📽️https://t.co/Idk3zNMY89

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i agree. he should go to jail...

... for stealing my heart with his beautiful and powerful smile

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