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Good morning, Let's remember under the Metropolitan Police Act 1839 Section 54, is illegal to walk to carry a plank of wood along a pavement
@realDonaldTrump This man is an unemployed, illegal alien and has saved the planet countless times. Rethink your immigration policy.
In the #UK it is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
Keppapilavu residents continually protest for 9th day demanding to return their illegally acquired lands. #Mullaitivu #lka
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. #DonaldTrump #PresidentTrump #Simpsons #kangandkodos #PoliticalCartoon #cartoon #illegalalien #toon
@BWayneHughesJr What's it like founding a sleazy criminal corporation like @publicstorage that defrauds their customers w/ illegal contracts
In #Detroit Michigan it is illegal to play Pitch & Putt after one o clock in the morning!
I just finished my half of the trade with @Shamenando!
"THAT'S THE MOST ILLEGAL MOVE I'VE EVER SEEN!"
"Cutting mangroves is illegal in Pakistan, and beating small kids is a sign of cowardice"
Catch TEAM MUHAFIZ give the bad guys a lesson!
Have you checked out my newest story yet? Illegal Substitution https://t.co/FgRyGdegRr #bondage #fiction